by yxl1 18 Replies latest social humour
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
Amen to that!
MOE
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!
Bart
Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!
I think it was Bart that prayed, "Dear God we boought all this food, so thanks for nothing"..
Will
I like Archie Bunker's grace:
Bless the meat. Damn the skin. Open the Kisser, and shove it in.
Yeah, WP, Bart did have that funny prayer - and I love Homer's too as posted by yxl1.
Overall, I love the way that show treats religion!
And yes, the phone calls that Bart makes to Moe's are hilarious too!
Reverend Lovejoy: (when talking about a new cult in town) This new religion is nothing but a bunch of strange rituals, and singing for a chance to get money out of people.
Now let's say three hail mary's, sing a song, and pass the collection plate.
CLASSIC!!
Joannadandy,
I don't think the creater of the Simpsons. Matt Groening is a religious person. He is always making fun of religion. I think it is great. Also I love that Rev Lovejoy; "And as we pass the collection plate, please give as if the person next to you was watching."
Will
LOL Will! I don't remember that one!!
Yeah--I remember reading once that the Simpsons are the second most religious show on television right now, or maybe it was third, but it was right up there! They are always in church on sunday. I love it. I mean they just tell it like it is. Hee hee!
Rev Lovejoy;
"Judgement Day is upon us. I warned you the Lord wouldn't stand for your minidresses and Beatle boots. But it's not too late to repent your sins and be embraced by the Almighty..."
Will
" And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest,
safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family has experienced. Well, not today, but... You saw what
happened! Oh, Lord, be honest! Are we the most pathetic family in the
universe or what!"
-- Homer says grace at Thanksgiving dinner, ``Bart vs. Thanksgiving''
