My new magazine...the September 2003 issue

by Mindchild 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gordy
    Gordy

    Perfect absolutely perfect!!

    Best laugh I've had for a while.

    Where can I get a subscription or do you only use in the field ministry.

  • frenchbabyface
  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    I laughed out loud!

    Thanks, that was funny!

  • Blueblades
    Blueblades

    Some still inside are suffering in silence,trying to find a way out of this cult without losing ties with family members.The magazine dishonors them,not all who leave this cult get involved in drugs etc.While some inside Bethel may be involved in leading a double life,some do not.

    The magazine in itself,as a stand alone may appeal to some,and that's find.But to link it to the issues going on between those who left and those who still struggle inside,is to hurt those who gave there lives serving,the Society,with pure motives.

    I know that this is just a "PARODY".I shouldn't get so serious,send my subscription to the Governing Body.They will get the point.

    Blueblades

  • gumby
    gumby

    Blueblades......you sound like me........an ol' scrooge!

    I see it as what a witness sees an apostate as becoming once they leave the truth and loose Jehovah's spirit.

    I think we should print out a few thousand of these, and place them in every laundramat we can find..........right on top the W+A

    Gumby( I spelled laundramat wrong....didn't I?)

  • MrMoe
    MrMoe

    I like the big fattie part!!!

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Blueblades...

    This of course is just a parody. I made it so obvious that no additional commentary was needed in presenting it. I wanted people here to enjoy a good laugh and see how the Watchtower Society would portray any apostate theme magazine. There is actually no magazine planned for subscription or otherwise (sorry guys, lol)

    Hey for all the rest of you, thanks for the positive comments. I’m glad I brightened your day.

    Skipper

  • Scully
    Scully

    Skipper

    In the interests of equal opportunity, I really think there should be a version of that cover that would appeal to the female audience too.

    Love, Scully

  • blondie
    blondie

    I second that Scully.

    Blondie

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    Well that sounds fair. Who would make a good male cover model? Any buff ex-dubs in here?

    Skipper

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