by compound complex 40 Replies latest social humour
When I was a little girl I thought they're were rocket chips and I pledged allegiance to the republic for witchard stan whatever that was.
One funny and embarrassing thing for a young man doing the bible reading of jeremiah 36:22 was when he read that the king was sitting in the winter house with a brassiere burning before him. We were all entertained by that.
Someone told me about a man who for years called them the brown volumes
endless tails (tales) of brain freeze
Someone told me about a man who for years called them the brown volumes
Ha ha. They literally were brown volumes so I can see the confusion.
As a child I invented the word " syritherous" This was a magical word and I used it on many occasions.
Headmaster " You are on the verge of a caning"
The Rebel :-" It was very " syritherous" of me and I am sorry"
Headmaster " Well don't let me see you in my office again"
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An elder trying to help me be more humble, assigned me with helping with toilet duties.
The rebel:- " My doctor has said I have a " syritherous" phobia to disinfection materials"
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I think we should all have a word in our vocabulary that doesn't exist. It rarely enters some bodies mind to ask what " syritherous" means.
The Rebel
So the authority figure doesn't want to admit to not understanding your made up but complicated sounding word so do not question you. That is quite ingenious
A 'philosophical' ditty, sung as a four part round, to the tune of 'Frere Jacques':
Life is butter, life is butter,
Melon cauliflower, melon cauliflower,
Life is butter melon, life is butter melon,
Cauliflower, cauliflower.
(Life is but a melancholy flower)
😂😂
Sylvia
Saw this on CNN earlier:
China Given Full Reign In North Korea, or something like that.
LOL.
Sylvia
ElderEtta
or the elder who confused immortality with immorality
"and brothers, at that time the anointed will have immorality"
I hate to tell on myself. Like many, I started Kindergarten before SESAME STREET was a thing and my parents were not really helping me to learn how to read. (That changed later when Mom became a JW.) So I didn't know how to read until I was past Kindergarten.
So they started out teaching us the alphabet one letter each day. When day 17 started, I excitedly told another kid that I was thrilled to learn "elemeno" today.
I was in gifted class by 4th grade, so imagine if I could already read before Kindergarten like many kids today.
