What do the Angels do?

by LovingLifeNow 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • LovingLifeNow
    LovingLifeNow

    So what exactly have they been doing now , with the exception of intervening thousands of years ago, What exactly do they do in Heaven?

  • nonjwspouse
    nonjwspouse

    Watching over, sometimes intervening.

    At least I'd like to think so.

  • truth_b_known
    truth_b_known

    The book of Genesis records that about a third of them are voyeurs and like to watch you bathe.

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    Since 1919 they've been following field service groups every Saturday to help them sell magazines.

  • Billzfan23
    Billzfan23

    Most of them are wandering from place to place, waiting for someone to start to contemplate committing suicide, then rushing a JDub to the door to change their life. The rest are in prisons going from cell to cell intervening so that JDubs have a fresh supply of former inmate elders when they are released.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    They are all working to enslave the whole world, eventually to have their filthy race (reptilians) move into an earth that we are forced to prepare for them, and destroy us all. Then, they can focus on bigger things to destroy so they can totally destroy all life on the universe. And put a spell on it that no further life can ever again develop.

  • sir82
    sir82

    Well, that escalated quickly.

  • Giordano
    Giordano
    So what exactly have they been doing now , with the exception of intervening thousands of years ago, What exactly do they do in Heaven?

    Based on the facts (not seen nor heard) I'd say they don't exist.

    What we do have is a huge fabrication that is based on myth.

    Witch-doctors, Sorcerers, shape changers, the walking dead, Satan and his demons, Gods and angels........all propped up by ignorant superstition and all serving the needs of made up religions.

  • Half banana
    Half banana

    Last Sunday I was visiting the town of Devizes in Wiltshire to see the museum. The local church there probably dates back to 1130 AD and it contains an interesting relic embedded in the foundation of its altar. The more fancy the relic the greater the attendance and the greater the attendance the better the cash flow. St Johns claims to have an actual feather from the wing of the Angel Gabriel.

    So there we have it, angels flap around all day on on their feathery wings-- and occasionally moult.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    What WTWizard said, except he also forgot about the Illuminati.

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