Are You Married to / Partnered with / Related to a Fellow Poster Here ??

rocketman

Nope.
pettygrudger

Cas, as in the lonely poster class

Aw Cas, I aint got nobody here either, so we'll just tell people we're related okay? Besides, with an avatar like yours, I'm pretty sure you could find a ton of young ladies that would like to help ya out!
Big Tex

Cruzanheart is the love of my life. And Jennie is our daughter.
Odrade

Awww! BT, that's the sweetest thing I've heard all day.
You lucky gal, Nina.
joannadandy

I am the illegitimate love child of Animal and Valis.
MrMoe

I'm married to Angharad, SevenOfNine, StaceySmith, MrMoe, and Tinkerbell - I am a mormon really and have never been a JW
My large unstable 6 foot tall boyfriend is not going to be pleased with this news at all
berylblue

I had cyber sex with Hamas. Does that count?
MrMoe

too many details there man
tinkerbell82

you could find a ton of young ladies that would like to help ya out!

ooh, ooh, pick me!!
drwtsn32

I'm married to kitties and horses.
Wait, that doesn't sound right...