Bizarro things the person with whom you studied told you

berylblue

"Traditionally, women in Japan were to walk 10 paces behind a man. That is much more appropriate than what is going on here, what with women thinking they are men's equals."

(this from a 24 year old female pioneer)

berylblue

"The Little Mermaid is a terrible movie; I won't let my children see it. This is just showing that flagrant disobedience to one's father can be rewarded."

I pointed out to this woman that in the original fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen, the Little Mermaid dies.

"Well that is certainly more suitable."

I kid you not.

This woman replaced the 24 year old pioneer who went off to serve submissively where the need was greater.

shamus

I was told about my studies problem that he had with mastrubation one night... I was so freaked out by it, I was sweating! OMG, what a thing to tell someone who is your study!!!

Stacy Smith

Well I studied with mom so I didn't get the weird version... well not the real weird.

But my parents told me lots of dub urban legends that they heard while they were studying. Like the car flying off a cliff only to land gently on the only tree on the cliff all because the lady called out Jehovah's name while crashing.

Happythoughts

When I study with cute men I tell them that they need to remove their trousers before we begin. They must be early like Christ.

alamb

There were never any dinosaurs. It is an evolution myth.

heathen

" We do not go beyond what is written ." GAG or how about God choses to anoint women because he needs angels who understand women . WTF ROTLMAO

NEWWORLDSLACKER

Back in the pioneer days I studied with an active gang member , and he told me that he was being shot at by a rival gang.......the last attempt was in front of his house a couple of days ago , the same house we were sitting in . and then he started telling me about how him and his boys were planing to settle the odds . lets just say I was totally at a loss at what to preach to him about first ........that was such a long study ..... two months later he went to prison......but not without receiving a new opening in his body .

NwS

berylblue

God choses to anoint women because he needs angels who understand women

I heard that one as well, but forgot about it until now. Too funny.

Elsewhere

When I study with cute men I tell them that they need to remove their trousers before we begin. They must be early like Christ.

** Grabbing my Live Forever book ** When do we begin the study???

Bizarro things the person with whom you studied told you

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