Is that a snake in your pocket?

by Uzzah 11 Replies latest social current

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    shaking my head at this one - potential Darwin award recipient....

    KIDS - Don't try this at home..... Man arrested with snakes down his pants

    SYDNEY, Australia (AP) - A Swedish man tried to smuggle eight dangerous snakes into Australia by strapping them to his legs, customs officials said Wednesday.

    Australian Justice Minister Chris Ellison said the 28-year-old man, whose name was not released, arrived at Sydney airport from Thailand on Monday night. He was searched by customs officers who discovered the reptiles in packages strapped to his calves.

    The snakes - which included four deadly King Cobras - were handed over to the Australian Quarantine and Inspection Service. The other snake species were not released.

    Ellison said the man has been charged with illegally importing animals and was refused bail during an appearance at Sydney's Waverley Local Court on Tuesday.

    He faces a maximum penalty of 10 years imprisonment, a fine worth the equivalent of $100,000 Cdn, or both.

    "Animals and plants smuggled in from overseas may introduce new diseases that are currently absent in Australia, or they may end up being dumped by the owners and spread as new feral pests or weeds," Ellison said in a statement.

    "This detection...sends a clear warning to those who may seek to breach Australia's laws at the border

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    GA-ROSSSSSSSSS!!!!

  • Special K
    Special K

    Hey Uzzah..

    My husband and I heard that early this morning in the news..

    Crazy man.. just crazy.

    special k

  • Seven
    Seven

    Hey Uz,

    Where do you suggest he put them?

    Claire,

    Take note that it's a "Swedish man" they're talking about here. Welcome to the rest of your life!!


    seven


  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    LOLOL Seven.

    I knew of Claire's fascination with Swedish water snakes Visit Smiley Central! but King Cobras???? She wishes.

    He ain't no UPS delivery man Visit Smiley Central!


  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Did any of the snakes tell him to eat a piece of fruit?

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    Nosferatu:

    I hadn't thought of that connect hmmmmm

    All I know is that if poisonous snakes were going to be strapped in my pants, I'd make sure they were well fed before hand!! YEOOOOWCH!!!! Whole new meaning to a 'bag' lunch.

    Uz

  • Surreptitious
    Surreptitious

    My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

  • Scully
    Scully

    Uzzah

    You're slipping, pal. I was expecting some puns re "King" Cobras and crown jewels....

    Love, Scully

  • Uzzah
    Uzzah

    So many places to go with that... hmmmm most from the gutter side of my brain

    I could talk about a 'spitting cobra' in the guy's pants, or twist it to discussing a woman's (co) bra ...

    Hey speaking of bra.... Women's underwear is referred to panties and a bra. Why is 'panties' plural and 'bra' singular? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

    Uzzah

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