TATTOO

The Fall Guy

I have a tattoo of an envelope about half-way up the front of my leg. It means I've got a knee mail to look at each day. :)
tiki

Huh?
konceptual99

knee mail... e-mail.... tiki...
*groan*
punkofnice

Put a cheesecutter (British type of hat), on your knee, then you'll have knee cap.
The Fall Guy

Huh? Liked that!
punkofnice
stuckinarut2

Overheard at bethel one day. A brother said to a sister wearing stockings: "is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven?"
Wake Me Up Before You Jo-Ho

Overheard at Bethel present day: "You're all fired. Pack your sh*t up and leave. Contribution boxes are located at the exit. If you're out of cash, we'll be accepting the clothes off of your backs, and whatever's left of your self respect."
Stealth

My stepson got a tat of a Rooster on the calf of his leg.
"Why?" I asked.
So he could tell everyone that he had a cock that hangs below his knees.
True story.
DesirousOfChange

They rooster tattoo that I saw was that of a Rooster hanging from a noose on the calf of the leg.
So he could tell everyone that he had a cock that hangs below his knees.