I met jesus last night...Weird dreams? (page 2)

Last night I dreamed that I was commissioned by the military to fly an airplane for a mission. I remember them saying I was a good pilot and I said the big planes are easy to fly--it's those little ones that I can't handle. There was a scene where I was in the cockpit, but I never started the plane to fly it.

Hello Hamas....I'm glad to see you back. I sort of got acquainted with you reading your past posts.

Hamas

Hi Flower

Happythoughts

I had a dream I was taking out the trash and a black cat with aids came up and bit me. I was horrified! Scariest dream I have ever had

Flowerpetal

Euph:

I'm trying to guess where all that came from. I have recently been leaning towards deism, which has led to arguments with a couple of friends of mine who don't believe in the JWs but are still Christians. I know, also, that when I eventually tell my family, it would be much harder for them to understand my leaving the Bible altogether, rather than just leaving the Witnesses.

Hey Euph, what was it that made you start leaning towards deism?

joannadandy

OH MY GOD!

I had the WEIRDEST dream a few nights ago!!

I dreamed that I woke up and I was in a giant bed and sleeping to my left was my two best friends, both JW's and now married to each other, and to my right was Neil Patrick Harris. I am apparently camping with all of them. And we are sharing a cabin, and apparently a bed. So then, next thing I know, Doogie Howser and I are getting it on, but we have to be very careful to not jiggle the bed or giggle. Anyway--no need to get into details, let's just say Doogie knows his bidness. We just finished, when my best friend, the wife, leaps up...rips the sheets off us and says to her hubby (my other best friend) I know they are having sex. Of course we have finished and give them a line that we were sleeping the whole time she must have been dreaming.

It's now morning, so Doogie and I go talk a walk. We have a long conversation about how screwed up the JW's are. (Apparently we're a couple??) We're throwing giant pieces of red glitter (we are talking five inches in diameter) into a river while we talk. We watch the fish swim up and try to eat them. The sun is shinging so bright I am squinting and love watching the green ripples on the fishes body, and the red glitter flash as they float to the bottom of the river. We get in a fight because he doesn't think I love him enough, or act like I do I guess.

I chase after him, and next thing I know we are getting it on again. (Yes even in my dreams I am horny horny wench)

Next thing I know we are back in the cabin, and he wants to walk into the Kitchen naked. I tell him, "NO YOU CAN'T -- then they'll know for sure we had sex!" Then he tells me I am such a prude. Before I can convince him not to my parents open the door to the bedroom. See Mr. Naked Patrick Harris, and me with a bed sheet wrapped around me like a Toga. I managed to blurt out, "It's not what you think" and then I woke up.

So apparently I still have sex issues, and apparently I still think I need to hide everything from my parents (which I guess I do). I have NO IDEA why I picked to have a sex dream about Doogie Howser since I have never really even thought of him as hot. I don't know why the glitter bit was so vivid either--very bizzare.

I wonder if I bought a book on dream meanings if they would have a whole section on "Sex Dreams about Doogie Howser"? Yikes!!

Euphemism

Hey Euph, what was it that made you start leaning towards deism?

In a nutshell, the Bible doesn't really make sense to me.

I could give a much longer reply, but if you're interested, drop me a PM, since I don't really want to take this thread off-topic.

frenchbabyface

My weird dreams are too weird to be explained ... But I never saw Jesus he never comes to me, even in my dreams

I met jesus last night...Weird dreams?

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