by Valis 129 Replies latest jw friends
You leave my bagpipes out of this, ya steer-humping measure-deficient slop bucket!
If a "ten-gallon" hat is anything to go by, your measure leave a little to be desired!!!
Searcher - you get a consolation prize for having better tasting beer, than us. If you could only make a decent spirit, you'd be okay. "Gordon's Gin" does NOT count. I've eaten better tasting heather!!!
*LOL* searcher...have LittleToad and Englisham been telling tales out of school again!?!
I've eaten better tasting heather!!!
*LOL* you wish! As well, I don't think kilts are made of wool, probably some cheap fabric that is disguised when yer getting a wee bit close to the sheep for their own good...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "So Ashamed" class
Men are so weird sometimes. . .
You cant even SPELL ashamed, oh wait, you just did, I must have been drinking Gordons Heather again, sheesh !!!
Sheep? Sheep??
You wouldn't know a sheep if it walked right up to you and bit yer nadger!!!
LT...call that foreplay do you?
BTW searcher I have a copyright on the word sheesh....use it one more time and you'll be hearing from my barrister! Or is that bannister...across yer noggin lassie!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
and I have semtex planted behind your beer fridge, and the remote detonator in my hand, lets get serious
SHEESH! Wot a load o' shite.
And, I once ate Heather, too - what of it?
I dunno, I'd need to compare notes with Daisy, your 20-hundredweight prime longhorn.
Studmuffin, you aint!!!
Michael - she really is something, huh...
...oops, I digress...
...Oh, Valis, you had enough yet, ya scum-swallowing ballbag?
