Well they told me not to come in tonight. . but I will not flame Gumby. . I cannot see past my incredible lust for him to do so. . .sorry ladies.
So Gumby...
by berylblue 38 Replies latest jw friends
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gumby
I cannot see past my incredible lust for him to do so. . .sorry ladies.
Ah, what a thing to read at 7:50 PM after a long as* day of workin and having a couple of stiff ones, then coming here!
Nice to see so many agree I kicked ass on those women! I knew I could do it.
Your right about the droopy balls part dammit ya bastard! I hate seeing myself from behind in the mirror when coming out of the shower. I look like a damn dog! Oh well....if that's all you chickadee's can come up with.....I guess I win!
Gumby
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StinkyPantz
Yep, you win. . .do I get a spankin'?
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gumby
Anytime!
Gumby
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berylblue
Alrigthy then you two little female bastards! It's 4:30 in the morning and I know neither of you two are up this early because of drinking all that cheap wine the both of you drink to swallow your hormone pills that keep you from getting them ugly damn gray hairs on your chin. I figured I couldn't wait till noon when you both get up to go pee pee only to return to bed again till your headaches gone, so I'll post now.
I figured saterday would be the best flame war day since the both of you have no lifes and you both have a lot of time on your hands. I've heard from reliable sources that this is your "eat chocolates and watch soaps" day........and Sunday.
I'm am concerned about your health though as far as the emotion part goes in these wars. Rosemarie......didn't your doctor say to try and stay calm, or else your nerves would make those nasty warts start poppin up again?......I just hate the one on your nose from the last time we did this!
And stinker......your therapist said to stay away from confrontations or else your gonna start your old habits again........you don't want to go back to that ugly old place again now do you?
Well, that's about all I gotts say to you two nasty old worn out haggy broads, wanna be babes,..... so I'm going back to bed and dream about some REAL women.
When you both come back to rip me a new one.....I won't be here cuz I gotta work all day today.......so I'll just say......
Kiss my arse to the both of you right now....you two bad breath, poopy pants, hormone flowing, nasty women!
Gumby
Gumby, Gumby, Gumby.
From Andrew Heenan's RULES OF FLAMING:
#241 Silence
Never underestimate the power of silence. Flame Wars, like it or not, are a clash of egos; and a public one at that. Being ignored will rattle all but the most experienced protagonist. But this is a positive action, not to be confused with sulking. Your self control, if you are consistent, will enhance your reputation. It is worth having a policy on silence, such as:
- Never respond to simple abuse, it only encourages them
- Never respond immediately; always see the number - and quality - of posts
- Never respond to two-centers - go for quality
- Never respond to clinical insanity - chances are you cannot help, and you risk a life-long relationship
Silence can be golden!
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berylblue
The Twelve
Commandments
of Flaming1 Make things up about your opponent: It's important to make your lies sound true. Preface your argument with the word "clearly."
"Clearly, Brian Hillis is a racist, and a dirtball to boot.""Rosemarie eats chocolates and watches soaps. Rosemarie has warts."
Gumby,even YOU can do better than this. You can't think of a better lie to tell about me? Please.
2 Be an armchair psychologist: You're a smart person. You've heard of Freud. You took a psychology course in college. Clearly, you're qualified to psychoanalyze your opponent. "Peach Pshawski, by using the word 'zucchini' in her posting, shows she has a bad case of ... " I'm am concerned about your health though as far as the emotion part goes in these wars. Rosemarie......didn't your doctor say to try and stay calm
Gumby, it's clear you are a sadomasochist with borderline tendencies.
Get the drift?
3 Cross-post your flames: Everyone on the net is just waiting for the next literary masterpiece to leave your terminal. From OPINION to EZ-READER to PETS to CHIT-CHAT, they're all holding their breaths until your next flame. Therefore, post everywhere. Do it and I'll have Simon have your ass.
4 Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't possibly be that you're a ******. There's obviously a conspiracy against you, and you will be doing the entire net a favor by exposing it. Stinky and Rosemarie have conspired to ....????
5 Lawsuit threats: This is the reverse of Commandment #4 (sort of like the Yin & Yang of flaming). Threatening a lawsuit is always considered to be in good form. "By saying that I've posted to the wrong group, Didley has libelled me, slandered me, and sodomized me. See you in court, Didley." 6 Force them to document their claims: Even if Ralph Gagliano states outright that he likes tomato sauce on his pasta, you should demand documentation. If Newsweek hasn't written an article on Ralph's pasta preferences, then Ralph's obviously lying. 7 Use foreign phrases: French is good, but Latin is the lingua franca of flaming. You should use the words "ad hominem" at least three times per article. Other favorite Latin phrases are "ad nauseum," "vini, vidi, vici," "fetuccini alfredo,"... How about hasta la vista, baby?
8 Tell 'em how smart you are: Why use intelligent arguments to convince them you're smart when all you have to do is tell them? State that you're a member of Mensa or Mega or Dorks of America. Tell them the scores you received on every exam since high school. "I got an 800 on my SATs, LSATs, GREs, MCATs, and I can also spell the word 'premeiotic.'" Don't try it, Gumby. No one will believe you.
9 Accuse your opponent of censorship. It is your inalienable right to post whatever the hell you want to the net. Anyone who tries to limit your cross-posting or move a flame war to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose is either a communist, a fascist, or both. Or of hiding.
10 Doubt their existence: You've never actually seen your opponent, have you? And since you're the center of the universe, you should have seen them by now, shouldn't you? Therefore, they do not exist! This is the beauty of flamers' logic. Well, I have seen Gumby....not much to be said for a four inch tall rubber cartoon character with a "friend" named Pokey.
11 Lie, cheat, steal, leave the toilet seat up. You would. You do, no doubt.
12 When in doubt, insult: If you forget the other 11 rules, remember this one. At some point during your wonderful career as a flamer, you will undoubtedly end up in a flame war with someone who is better than you. This person will expose your lies, tear apart your arguments, make you look generally like a bozo. At this point, there's only one thing to do: insult the dirtbag!!! "Oh yeah? Well, your mother does strange things with ... " -
gumby
Your drinking again...... aren't you?
Gumby
.......I liked all your hard work, but I thought the contents were dingy.
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berylblue
Gumby, Gumby, Gumby. I re-read your post and cringed anew.
First, Gumby, get a CLUE.
Then, perhaps, we'll talk.