Is Sex All Men Think About? (page 3)

Maybesbabies : when my boy is fantasizing about other women so much that he forgets that he has me to take to bed anytime he wants!!! I always tell him what a handsome, smart man he is, and all I get is "thanks". I can't remember the last time he returned the compliment, but he sure is quick to point out any good looking woman he sees. I will never understand men!!!!!

Forget about not looking other men and moreover if he feels like looking other woman a bit too much when you are with him and a + forget about giving you some compliments (in fact it's natural - Just do the same if it pleased you and believe me you will have your compliments right back and more than expected from him and the others !!!) the only way to balance the situation otherwise they don't understand and you will be the only one who have to understand ...

SYN

Car - Guys look for a car that will attract women. Why? So they can have SEX. Even when purchasing a truck for work, we think "Should I put a camper on back, just in case?". How big is the back seat? Why do we care? Because we want to have SEX back there.

Nah. Cars are super-uncomfortable places to have sex in. Give me a nice lawn or a futon instead! My dream car is a truly jacked-up Sabaru, with one of those racing gearshifts. I love the sound they make when you SLAM the GEAR into PLACE.

Food - We buy food that will make us look good and healthy. Why? So women will want to have SEX with us. And for the rest of us that have given up on looking good there is the food that gives you the feeling of having had SEX.

Hmm. I've never really thought about my groceries this way, although admittedly food plays a large role in all my seduction attempts. As my grandma used to say, always feed your lovers first...

Home - When buying/renting and furnishing our home we ask ourselves "Would a sexy woman be comfortable in my home. Would she want to have SEX with me here?"

Nope. If the quality of your home plays a large role in whether you're getting laid or not, you need to find yourself less materialistic women.

Clothes - Does this make women want to have SEX with me? We never ask does this make my ass look to big? We think does this make the "package" look good? lol but we NEVER ask other men this!!!

OK now on this one I've got to agree with you. I only wear pants that fit well - I'm very picky about this, LOL! And it's only for one reason really!

Computer - So you can have cyberSEX.

Nah. It's just not as good as the real thing. I have a computer for creating things, not doing things!

TV - Ever wonder why beer commercials are full of women in skimpy outfits? So we can imagine having SEX with them.

I don't drink beer, so I suppose this doesn't really apply to me. However, I do still enjoy the commercials. But I must state that shampoo and skin cream commercials are a thousand times better (provided you turn the sound off).

Music - Will this get her in the "mood" so I can have SEX with her? Or you imagine Brittany Spears or Shania Twain or Janet Jackson, need I say more?

Hmm, allright, you got me with this one...good music is important...I do enjoy watching Britney music videos, provided the sound is turned off. Then it becomes a sort of stylized lowgrade softporn experience.

Art - Ever notice how long guys linger in front of the pictures of naked women? SEX

Well, women are gorgeous objects d'art all by themselves, so this seems reasonable enough. Can't admit to ever wanting to bonk a bunch of oil pigments though...

Work - More money = More SEX

Hmmm. Could take this either way I suppose. If women like you because of your job (unless you're a gigilo), then there's something wrong with your situation, you know? That's not going to attract the kind of women I'd like to date!

Friends - They are there so you have someone to brag about your SEX to.

It's important not to brag to your friends about how much sex you're having. The wheelchair you need after your S.O. visits should be enough of an indication...

Children - You have to have SEX to get them!

True, true!

Pets - Babe Magnets! Girls think you are cute and will possibly have SEX with you.

This is true. It works like a bomb when you wander around crowded, nubile-women-enriched venues with a small, fluffy puppy.

However, it must be added that puppies have nothing on very young babies for attracing the attention of the opposite sex. Babies are the EXCALIBUR of picking up chicks. This is true!

Hobbies - A vain attempt to get your mind off SEX when you aren't getting any.

Unless your hobby is sex already. (It's an expensive hobby)

Alcohol - Buying for yourself to get the guts to ask a woman for SEX. Buying for the woman to get her in the mood to say Yes to SEX when you get the courage to ask.

LOL! I can't possibly imagine why someone would need to drink to go after something they really want! I like my girls sober, thank you very much. They're so much more...fun that way!

Typing new posts - Increases dexterity which in turn means better SEX!

Now on this one I do have to agree with you. Ever since I hit 4000 posts, the number of back-archings per night has significantly increased, I must say. Thank you, JWD!!!!

Maverick

Well Maybesbabies if your guy is ogling other women in front of you he shows poor manners! It is bad form and a gentleman does not do this. So you other guys out there, don't do this, it will not help you win the heart of your lady love. And while making love has a very high position in most peoples value systems, a gentleman will not talk trash to a lady. Let her wonder, she will let you know when she is ready. Maybe the question should be..."Is there life after sex?" Maverick

stillajwexelder

well I am sorry guys and gals to be scientific -but biologically , sex drives the survival of the human race -- it is vital and Ia msure God designed us with a sex drive --so yes sex is high priority and men and women think about it a lot.

Flowerpetal

Maybesbabies : when my boy is fantasizing about other women so much that he forgets that he has me to take to bed anytime he wants!!! I always tell him what a handsome, smart man he is, and all I get is "thanks". I can't remember the last time he returned the compliment, but he sure is quick to point out any good looking woman he sees. I will never understand men!!!!!

French>>

Forget about not looking other men and moreover if he feels like looking other woman a bit too much when you are with him and a + forget about giving you some compliments (in fact it's natural - Just do the same if it pleased you and believe me you will have your compliments right back and more than expected from him and the others !!!) the only way to balance the situation otherwise they don't understand and you will be the only one who have to understand ...

I gotta agree with Maybes. When I was engaged and first married, my hubby did the same thing. (Look at good looking women while I was in the car with him). He never considered how I felt. It really irritated me.

French, if it's natural for men to do that...I wish they'd keep their opinion to themselves if they have a girl with them. Thee was never a balance as far as I am concerned....

obiwan

No, I think about dinner also.

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