Your Most Embarrassing Door Knocking Experiences

by pale.emperor 26 Replies latest jw experiences

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    If there's one thing we can look back on and laugh and tell our kids it's the fact that knocking on strangers doors at inopportune times results in some funny or embarrassing experiences. I'd be interested in hearing some of yours. Here's some of mine to get the ball rolling:

    1. When i was about 10 i was working with my aunt. A very posh and prim and proper lady (think Hyacinth Bucket from British sitcom Keeping Up Appearances). We knocked on one door which was opened by a girl from my class in school. As awkward as that was it was made worse by my aunt saying "oh! you're in the same class?! maybe he could study the bible with you tomorrow in school?!!!"

    2. Working in a towerblock of flats in Kirkby, Liverpool (if you're from Liverpool you'll know why thats a bad thing). The guy who lived at number 66 had scratched another 6 into his door to make 666. My dad and I got that door. He knocked. All the other witnesses left us to it and went to the next floor because they were creeped out. The guy opens the door. Shaved head, bathrobe, little beard. He said "i knew you would come" and invited us in. My dad WENT IN saying to me "there's someone stronger with us than with him". Inside was painted skulls of different animals and a black cat. The householder rattled a box a cat teats and called "Satan! Come get your din-dins". We left. (This was my all most memorable story). My dad actually got in trouble with the elders for going in for some reason.

    3. Working with my sister, one man opened the door completely nude. She ignored his "thingy" and went into her demo.

    4. Working with an elder. Knocked on a door, hot girl opens, looks confused, laughs at me and then leaves the door whispers to her friends, they all laugh then all come to the door and asked me to start again. I wanted to die. Needless to say they took a mag which was probably read aloud at laughed at.

    5. Working with an older brother. The householder took one look at him and chased us down the path shouting obscenities at us. I assumed it was because the old brother was black... we found out years later the day after his death that it was because he was a known pedophile from the 1980s. Some of community knew of him but our congregation didn't (apparently).

  • stillin
    stillin

    A pretty teenage girl was left at home to clean house, which she liked to do in the nude. She didn't see me or my ten year old son standing at the sliding glass door as she vacuumed. I got an eyeful and turned away, leaving my son to try and catch her eye. She put on a flannel shirt and stepped outside with us. We had a nice conversation and we left. Fast-forward 20 years. She is my next door neighbor now. Married with children. I'm not going anywhere near that when we talk "over the fence."

    I wonder if she knows, though...

  • Gorbatchov
    Gorbatchov

    When I was 16, a 20 year brunette opened the door fully in great looking lingery. I knew were I had to look!

    G.

  • Gorbatchov
    Gorbatchov

    When I was 16, a 20 year brunette opened the door fully in great looking lingery. I knew were I had to look!

    G.

  • zeb
    zeb

    working with bro righteous who would get on subject and not shut up. There are those out there who make a point of keeping jw talking as long as they can and he fell for it every time.

  • blondie
    blondie

    The man who answered the door wrapped in a towel dripping water, he was expecingt an important package to be delivered. The embarrassing part was that there was a mirror right behind him and the towel did not reach all the way around. I just excused myself and didn't mention it.

  • compound complex
    compound complex

    Out in door-to-door, with a pretty sister my age, late teens. The usual plethora of not-at-homes. Typical morning, in "the work."

    Two dogs show up and start following us, and we can't ditch them. When some householder finally opens the door, the dogs -- so it happens, male AND female -- begin copulating. The sister began laughing uncontrollably and ran off.

    That's all I remember, four of "us" at the door, and then "we" became three . . .

  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence

    When I was a teenager, I was working with a group of brothers. In order to cover the territory quicker, we went to the doors by individually. I walked up to this one door, rang the bell and this very attractive woman wearing just a bathrobe and a smile answers the door. I go through my presentation and still smiling, takes the magazines and thanks me. That just made my day.

    Did I mention that I was a teenager?

  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence

    One more. I got my Social Studies teacher at the door.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    When I was a teenager and My Dad was with me, a very gorgeous teenager opened the door. She was wearing white shirt with no bra underneath. She had very nice breasts. My Dad looked at her in disbelief. At that time, I wished that my Dad was not with me.

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