Eeeeeeeeewwwww! Mulan, I didn't think you were going to do it!
Well, see, I was really trying to be serious and maintain my usual standards of decorum and all, when these silly females started spiritually beating on me and pestering me and stuff. Then Dorian said something typically female and I lost it. I said something about her mother smelling of elderberries. Then she punched me in the nose and I cried. Bruce reverted to elder mode and counseled us all. Rosalie tried to ignore us but then reverted to elder mode. Richard said next time he was going to charge for parking so as to keep out us riff raff. He's going to talk to Ted Jaracz about how to keep it under wraps. Mulan is getting extortion money for not publishing the other pictures. Venice was moaning something about not wanting to get old like the rest of us.
AlanF