Jehovah vs Santa

Daddy how do you know Jehovah is real?

Well we can see by what he has provided for us!

Daddy how do you know Santa is real?

Well we can see all the gifts he brings us!

Daddy does Jehovah know when we are bad?

Oh yes Jehovah see's everything when you are awake or sleeping!

Daddy does Santa know when you are bad or good?

Well he see's you when you are sleeping and he knows when you are awake!

Daddy how does Jehovah look after so many people?

It is a miriacle!

Daddy how does Santa give all the gifts to all the people?

It's magical!

I think Jehovah and Santa ar ethe same!

Beans

nooooooo Santa lets you have fun

Santa also loves children.

if santa doesn't like you, you get a lump of coal in your stocking

if jehovah doesn't like you, you get eternal destruction when you die or at armageddon, whichever comes first.

Santa says ho ho ho

jehovah says what the f**k are you looking at?!!!!!

Santa makes people feel good

jehovah says, is this all you have done for me? Do more!!!!!

Now come on guys ya'll know that the WTBTS says SANTA is an anagram of SATAN

Santa brings children toys

jehovah brings chlidren books with pictures of billions of innocent people being masacared

We know what Santa looks like.
Noone knows what Jehovah looks like.

You can go visit Santa in a mall.
You can't visit Jehovah.

What you get for Christmas depends on how good you've been all year.
Whether you make Armageddon depends on what the Elders think of you.

Santa delivers presents directly to your house.
Jehovah delivers Watchtowers through the faithful & discreet slave

Sorry guys, I believe in Santa.

Santa makes much more sense to me! Especially with all the christmas parties coming up.....