How drunk was Jehovah when he made the Platypus!!!

by Witness 007 13 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007
    Rare mammal that lays EGGS! Meat eater! When taken home to England from Australia scientist thought it was a hoax. Duck billed half beaver, half otter, bit of badger. And being from OZ of course venomous spikes in its legs that cause incredible pain. So it's Friday 5pm and Jah has one more animal to create but him and Jesus have had a few beers. "MATE...I got one reeeeally goood blooody animal idea!!! Or Evolution??
  • prologos
    prologos
    keep throwing those genetic dice until it best fits these conditions in that corner of Tasmania, could have survived the "flood" feasting on carrion, escaped the compulsory drowning because of those beers.
  • Finkelstein
  • talesin
    talesin

    HAHAHAHA!

  • sowhatnow
    sowhatnow

    those animals are from leftover parts from other creations that just happen to fit together and work,lol

  • Heaven
    Heaven

    Humans are mammals, that eat meat, and also lay an egg(s) once a month... you just can't see the egg(s) with the naked eye. We don't have duck bills or beaver tails though.

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    We don't have duck bills or beaver tails though

    oh yeah ?

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    Drunk, my ass.

    The platypus is complete proof that God's a f**king crackhead. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath
    i think OZ confused got--it being upside down did it.
  • Malachi Constant
    Malachi Constant

    In the 'evolution book' of the 80's, wt claims that platypus is a nightmare for an evolutionist... so was that the reason for creating it? Everything can be 'explained' by the wtc: In an earlier book 'Life does have a purpose' it was explained that (at least) one reason for creating things like cockroaches was to make the lazy (but supposedly perfect) humans keep their home clean etc. Parasites in the paradise.

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