One Liners

smiddy3

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.
Scientists around the world are working on an Atomic pill to cure STD`s in men,
its designed to give every man a nuclear weapon .
Xanthippe

This is a true story, heard by a colleague of mine.
In the UK if you're caught speeding you can attend a speed awareness workshop. You still have to pay the fine but you don't get any points on your licence.
A young man at the workshop at one point in the morning said, 'don't you think it would be a good idea if cars had something in them to tell you what speed it's doing?'
How the heck did this guy get a licence!
cofty

I thought I had stumbled on a mass grave of snowmen. It turned out to be a field of carrots.
Angelpie08

Two Blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.
Pete Zahut

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... all it was doing was gathering dust.
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Velcro is such a rip-off !