Check out the JW tchotchkes on Etsy

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exjwlemming

I'm interested in seeing what JW trinket on Etsy is the most appalling to the exjw community. Go to www.etsy.com and just search jw. Just when I thought that I found the most disturbing item, another comes along to top it. There are nearly 10,000 items.
Scully
No Apologies

Best life ever... Really?? Really?!?!?
MeanMrMustard

https://www.etsy.com/listing/452940532/tony-tight-pants-ex-jw-mug-xjw-apostate?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=JW&ref=sr_gallery-1-35
MeanMrMustard

Ha ha, I might order this one...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/453551384/armageddon-is-just-around-the-corner?ref=shop_home_active_8
Xanthippe

For poor people who haven't lived yet
zeb

I took a brief look. I feel sick tacky..tacky and who is making the profits from this lot?
and the wt used to criticise anyone who wore a cross..
redpilltwice

Hahahaha, thanks for the link MeanMrMustard, that "A" mug made my day!
exjwlemming

A few of my favorites:
1. https://www.etsy.com/listing/544015508/pioneer-lip-balm-jw-pioneer-gifts?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-1-25
Are chapped lips a major issue for pioneers? Extreme cold or heat sends them to the local coffee shop for most of the morning
2. https://www.etsy.com/listing/550523011/jworg-backpack?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-3-30
Do I want my kid to be a walking billboard at school? This should get his ass kicked.
3. https://www.etsy.com/listing/483354632/greeting-card-service-partners-for-life?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-3-34
It's missing the 3 fold cord around their necks.
4. https://www.etsy.com/listing/604262703/375-ea-jw-disaster-relief-yellow-hard?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-4-8&more_colors=1
This will look real impressive if we ever do a quick build again.
5. https://www.etsy.com/listing/586289190/jw-theme-neckties-be-courageous-58?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-4-37
Could there ever be an uglier piece of fabric?
6. https://www.etsy.com/listing/591797502/all-in-necklaces-baptized-jw-baptism?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-6-23&more_colors=1
They seller needs to understand that they need to lose the cross.
7. https://www.etsy.com/listing/565316279/velvet-pouch-figures?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sc_gallery-1-2&plkey=9e3fe4e797c2561f5e1b8b3272a0cc777479295b:565316279
Show me where you were touched.
8. https://www.etsy.com/listing/600202243/jw-earrings?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-8-9
Do you also make matching nipple rings?
9. https://www.etsy.com/listing/475835189/new-world-newspapers-jw-gamegift-jw-kids?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-26-39
Now, this is "fake" news!
10. https://www.etsy.com/listing/384646454/baptism-cushion-personalised-jw?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-37-42
Just don't put it between your legs!
11. https://www.etsy.com/listing/607022516/90s-sing-praises-to-jehovah-retro?ref=shop_home_active_19
Perfect tank top for my gym workout.
12. https://www.etsy.com/listing/600065474/jw-baby-bib-jw-baby-shower-jw-pioneer-jw?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=jw&ref=sr_gallery-57-42&more_colors=1
I don't even know what to say.
Yes, I have too much time on my hands.
Dagney

Welp...some very entrepreneurial folks I'd say. Cha ching!
"Best Life Ever" and "Be Courageous" seem to be the hot themes.
Wow! When I have time I need to check it out more for a giggle.

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