Some 'Minimus' type questions

by NoAbuse 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • NoAbuse
    NoAbuse

    Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

    Why is Donald Trump the most amazing man ever?

    Do you like putting salt on things?

    What's the longest you've ever stood in line?

    What if 'Cat' actually spelled 'Dog'

    Do you like it when the wind blows?

    How do you like your steak cooked?

    What color are your walls?

    Do you like pipes?


  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    I let my dog inside for a bit this morning, but I’ve two dogs so one stayed outside.

    I’m feeling guilty about that

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    If people from Poland are Poles, are people from Holland Holes?

    Does having a clear conscience mean you have a bad memory?

    Can you have amnesia and deja vu at the same time?

    What would you add to powdered water?

    If everything appears to be going well, aren't you overlooking something?

    Rub a Dub

  • jp1692
    jp1692

    They're only "Minimus-type questions" if you ask them, and then immediately lead with your own opinion and do so in such a way that implies you are inherently correct and any other opinion is wrong.

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog
    Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?

    Round boxes are impractical to manufacture.

    Why is Donald Trump the most amazing man ever?

    Three words: drain the swamp.

    Do you like putting salt on things?

    Moderately.

    What's the longest you've ever stood in line?

    1-2 hours.

    What if 'Cat' actually spelled 'Dog'

    Sounds like a smart cat.

    Do you like it when the wind blows?

    To everything there is a season.

    How do you like your steak cooked?

    Medium-well done.

    What color are your walls?

    Cream.

    Do you like pipes?

    Plumbing is usually a good thing.

  • minimus
    minimus

    NoAbuse , you are funny . You have Minimus issues.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Ha! But I actually think minimus poses good questions, and it’s more of a skill than it first appears, to come up with topical questions that provoke interesting responses and discussions.

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Question: "What's the longest you've ever stood in line?"

    Answer: The line to the women's restroom at the 1958 District Convention held in NYC. The peak attendance was 253,922. Not NEAR enough bathrooms for the over-crowded conditions. At 6 years old I thought I was going to wet my pants! I still remember desperately holding my mothers' hand because I was terrified I would be lost in the massive crowd.

    Actually any super large DC had ridiculously long lines. Especially in the '50s and '60s.

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Why is it called a HERnia shouldn't it be called a HISnia?

  • minimus
    minimus

    Some here might have Minimitis. It’s a very serious mental condition. It’s kinda like Trump Disorder Syndrome. 😘

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