Survivor: Carolina Style

by WildHorses 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, UNC-TV is planning to do it's
    own, entitled "Survivor: Carolina Style."

    The contestants will start in Charlotte, travel to Asheville and on to
    Boone. From there, they will head over to Morganton and then to
    Winston-Salem, High Point and Greensboro. They will proceed down to
    Raleigh and Knightdale and back down to Greenville, Jacksonville,
    Lumberton, up to Fayetteville, Rockingham and finally back over to
    Charlotte.

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and a
    large
    bumper sticker that reads: "I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go
    Yankees, Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder,
    and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    The first one to make it back to Charlotte alive wins.

  • CyrusThePersian
    CyrusThePersian

    Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and a
    large
    bumper sticker that reads: "I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go
    Yankees, Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder,
    and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

    ...With a bumper sticker like that, they won't even make it past Gastonia!

    Cyrus

  • talesin
    talesin

    good one, wildhorses

    I'm not too ed-ja-ma-cated about the subject, but have travelled through the Carolinas - had nothing but good experiences. Isn't this the movie stereotype and is it really true (shock and surprise) !!??

    tal

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Tal, that really depends on which area you travel through. Here in the Triangle area of NC, it is a melting pot. You can't really call us Southerners because most of us here have come from other parts of the US. Instead of rednecks we should be called yanknecks LOL

  • Stacy Smith
    Stacy Smith

    I'd be willing to have unnatural sex with a straight guy to be on the real surivior. But I wouldn't be willing to be on that show in NC. Sounds like maybe the show should be called Survivor Suicide.

  • talesin
    talesin

    WildHorses

    All I can say is "MAGNOLIAS" (sigh). Man, I loved those trees, and the swamps - bee-yoo-ti-ful.

    Also, is it not the home of "collective soul"? One of the best (imo) rock bands of the 90's?

    I get what you mean though, things here differ from region-to-region as well.

    t

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    LMAO.. now that would be interesting to see them cross the finish line here in Charlotte WH. That I would go to see. I will not go see the "Bob Cats" in that new arena they forced on us. Charlotte is changing.. in fact I would not be surprised to see a Gay Pride Parade here in Charlotte one day.

    X.

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Very funny Wild Horses

    BTTT for a little more exposure.

  • mustang
    mustang

    As one Tarheel to another: I'll PAY TO WATCH THAT ONE

    Mustang

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