by franklin J 34 Replies latest jw friends
They can't get near me. I live in a very secure apartment building!
I have been approached by them on the street before...well, once. I just nodded politely and took the mags. There is no point in arguing and it made for some interesting reading.
~Aztec
It depends upon the age and sex of who is knocking on my door. If the person looks like a real dim-wit, I usually ask them how things are at Wal-Mart these days. and then it goes downhill from there. If, by some chance, it looks like someone can actually think a bit...then I really lay into them by asking them questions I know they don't have a clue how to answer. I don't always go for anything "apostate" because they usually run off quickly when that happens, instead I will talk about evolution and creation or something similar and make them regret they knocked on my door.
The last time they came around though, I had my friend Sloan at my house and I asked her to tear them a new asshole over the child molestation epidemic. It is always fun to see their faces change colors and to hear them excuse themselves to run to their cars and drive away.
I really lucked out once years ago and actually had a C.O. knock on my door. That really made my day. Too bad he didn't feel the same way when we were done talking.
Skipper
One time a car group stopped on my block while I was working in the front yard. I told my neighbor who was in his yard that I was a former JW who had been kicked out so they would not talk to me. I told him to stay near by and they wouldn't stop to talk to him either. He got a kick out of hearing that. So he did...and they didn't.
Call at my door!!
They were in my road on a Sunday afternoon, about a 4 months ago. I watched them through the window as they worked the opposite side from me. There was 4 of them working along the row of houses. Out of a row of 30 houses they must have spoken to 5 people. Anyway I was hoping they would call on me. They came to the end of the row and stood opposite my house. Doing there usually "pat on the back" routijne for being good little JW's. They must have been trying to decide whether to do my side of the road. They kept looking across. Then they must have spotted me watching them, they went into a huddle. So I went and opened front door, you would have thought I was letting a tiger out they suddenly just turned and scattered. So I just called out "Hello" using their names. I haven't seen any since then.
First off let me say that I love a good debate....ok...even argument....especially with people like the Dubs. I love to use their own material against them even though I know it is pointless. Most of the time they simply run off when they realize who I am.
I am still in the same area that I grew up in, as a jw, so many of them know me and my story. In most cases as soon as they recognize me they run at top speed to avoid dealing directly with the anti-christ (in their minds).
RGW
I never had them call on my house either. My house is in a gated community and they won't even let the pizza deliverer in without a resident buzzing him in...
Well I now live been living for awhile in the territorry that was next to my old one and they share the same Kingdumb hall, They never come to my door as they got my new adress my my ex-wife since she brings me the kids when I get them evey second weekend, so I'm black listed, and I never see them on my street, but if I ever bump into one in the area I will pull off probally questions to them about the child molestation issues and see their reactions and what bullsh*t that they will answer me.
Lapuce
I look out the window and watch them walk away.
the czarina, before she assumed her throne, answered the door to a couple of JW's.
She said "I've already got a witness. He's upstairs and stark naked. Thanks anyway."
That was when we were living together before we were married. She was very proud of herself.
Don't mess with the czarina.
I haven't seen them. Not home that much, though.
CZAR
they never call at my door.. anymore..I guess we are marked and that is GREAT with me.
Oh..OBIWAN.. I love your dog DAnny.. he is one gorgeous looking dog.
sincerely
Special k
