by punkofnice 33 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
At a local meeting, one of the Elders said that if Jesus were on the Earth today 'you can be SURE' he would be preaching by showing videos on a tablet.
I kid you not.
I wonder what videos he'd be playing?
Obviously this was the Elder's own pet theory. Wasn't it?
I'm going to guess he also thinks Jesus would have a shaved beard, be wearing his jw.borg pins, jw.borg tie, jw.borg suit and wear a rolex. Man, so many crazy people in the borg, it's like they drank too much from the koolaid and their heart pumps nothing but it.
JJ - Jesus would have a shaved beard
My thoughts exactly.
Man, so many crazy people in the borg,
I totally agree. The sane ones have all woken up.
And if the HH has questions Jesus would direct them to jw.or because he wouldn’t be able to defend his faith.
Obviously this was the Elder's own pet theory. Wasn't it?
I believe that. When he lived, he preached using the latest methodology available in his time. He'd have a very hard time talking to millennials without some kind of Twitter account. Not too far fetched. I'm with the JWs on that one.
Why would this be surprising from a JW elder? I mean, weren't the bible students famous for those recordings they used at the door? Seems like a natural progression of things to me (at least from a jw standpoint)
Jesus with an iPad. Ha ha.
Evidently Moses was the first servant of God to own a tablet, or two, which were capable of downloading data from the cloud.
Oh, sure! Jesus will return as a very tech-savvy man!
Doesn't the Bible say something about that?
scratchme,
When he lived, he preached using the latest methodology available in his time.
Really? What latest methodology was that?
elders are douche nozzles
