I'm going back to the Kingdom Hall!!!

by iiz2cool 42 Replies latest jw friends

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Yep, you heard me right - I'm going back to the Kingdom Hall. Why, you may ask? Is it because I believe in the doctrines? Is it because I fear Armageddon? Is it because of pressure from family members? Is it because I miss the Christian love and upbuilding association I've been missing? Is it because Watchtower programming went too deep into my mind, and my brain cells are now irretrievable?

    NO to all of the above! My reason for going back is a very simple one. Recently, after I evicted the book study from my mother's home, some of the JW's came to pick up the chairs. Unfortunately, they forgot to take their little, EMPTY, contribution box. So, being the thoughtful person that I am, I will take it to them during one of their meetings to return it. Hopefully my entrance will disturb them a bit.

    Walter
    Ontario District Overbeer

  • Badger
    Badger

    Leave a porn magazine inside....

  • ballistic
    ballistic

    Why bother?

  • Stacy Smith
    Stacy Smith

    You guys had a donation box at book study? That's a new one for me. Sounds.....crass

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Hmmmm, Porn magazine? I knew I could get some great ideas here!!!

    THANKS!!!

    Walter

  • gumby
    gumby

    Walter you bastard!

    I thought I was going to have to write a long speech and convince you that you are insane and to just go do yourself in.

    I would love to do what you get to do.......just to smile and be nice and see the faces again at the hall. I had no enemys there and still have none. Please don't get caught up in the ecstacy if the meeting has started and start speakin in tougues and crap......OK?

    Gumby

  • pettygrudger
    pettygrudger

    Leave some silent lamb fliers inside, and put a nice pink calf on top w/a big bow!

    *smacks walter REALLY HARD in arm for startling her!* You keep this up - no more pinches for you!

  • Badger
    Badger

    Oh! don't forget to pee in it, too!

  • sf
    sf

    Burn it.

    sKally

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    iiz2cool,

    LOL, You are too good a person.

    As a bookstudy conductor for three decades I was occasionally shocked and at the same time disappointed to find money in that damn box. Then I had to go through the rediculous process of turning the 98 cents into the accounts servant with receipts in duplicate. This attitude developed after the first ten years of feeling guilt because my bookstudy group rarely gave a dime to that stinking box.

    Tanks for the memories.

    Steve

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