Hit Me With Some Snappy Comebacks Puleeeeeeeeze!!

by HadEnuf 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Yeah..like you miss having thrush.

    Oops. Sorry. I don't know what's come over me today.

    Englishman.

  • Happythoughts
    Happythoughts
    "WE SURE MISS YOU!"

    Why, is it that ever time you see me you get that smidgen of hope? There really is you know....

  • anglise
    anglise

    Hi Hadenuf

    I suppose it really depends on what atmosphere you wish to create.

    To keep it nice and sweet just a smile and a comment to the effect of thankyou, thats nice.

    If not well the worlds your lobster as a certain character used to say. How about "Yes I thought we would be missed, and let me tell you why I feel I can no longer give the WTBTS the same loyalty that I once did" and off you go......

    Anglise

  • dottie
    dottie

    I don't have any good suggestions as I usually just turn and walk away when confronted (yea, I hate confrontation ) But damn! I am ROTFLMAO at some of these suggestions

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    "You do? I thought you had my phone number!! Make sure you get it before you leave so we can stay in touch!" (said in such a sweet voice)

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Answers for the question: We've missed you?

    What was your name again?

    I heard you got df'd or we would have looked you up too?

    Are you and your husband still together?..That's great so many witnesses have split lately.

    I love baby showers, they are almost as much fun as busting open a bigass Pinata at a WT Luau.

    Then when they get that funny look on their face, say.... Is that your face or did your pants fall down!

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    In answer to "we missed you": No, you didn't -- if you'd really missed me you would have called me, so let's drop the bullshit, okay?

    Or substance . . . .

    Nina

  • datsdethspicable
    datsdethspicable

    i love Uzzah's reply!!! I have to remember that one. lmao

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    Not according to my call display.

  • fraidycat9
    fraidycat9

    Replies:

    1. ok
    2. Miss me doing what?
    3. That's real special
    4. Wanna take that back?
    5. (non-verbal) Bat eyes 3 times and say nothing while maintaining eye contact
    6. And you are??? Please refresh my memory

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