If a person is transgender and gets saved what will they go to heaven as?

by Nikorasu95 27 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pete Zahut
    Pete Zahut

    Everyone knows that only Jehovah's Witness Anointed ones go to heaven and a transgender person would never be allowed to partake of the Bread and Wine.

    Problem Solved.

  • David_Jay
    David_Jay

    Thank you, Outlaw. I can rest easy now. (Especially the "65% less fat" thing. That means I'm gonna look better than everyone else up there.)

  • Hairtrigger
    Hairtrigger

    Transgenders go to heaven?

    Or do they end up in he'll?

    Now there's a mighty question

    An answer would be swell

    A question of great thought it is

    And intellectual renown

    Puts brains into a whirl it does

    Furrows brows into stupid frowns

    But no matter how yu crack your marbles

    No conclusion can be reached

    Don't bother listening to churches

    And what The effing Jw's preached or teached

    The question transcends gender

    Ill harry the bone no more

    Fuck it! Hey bartender !!

    A Sea Breeze 'n after...another four or so!!!

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath


    ssn5876 hours ago6 hours ago

    Heaven is as real as the unicorn, tooth fairy etc.


    im a real unicorn

    i have this single horn

  • jp1692
    jp1692

    Wow, this forum has just reached a new low in critical thinking.

  • jwfacts
    jwfacts

    Nikorasu95 - the answer is obvious

    Really? What is the obvious answer?

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    Every illustration I have ever seen in WT publications of those in heaven are men with beards .

    Now isnt that ironic ?

    What ever happened to the females who have/ or ever had a heavenly calling ?

    Especially in western lands anybody with a beard is spiritually weak not worthy of a privelidge in a KH let alone a heavenly resurrection.

    In answer to your question its obvious a person who is transgender ,lesbian ,homosexual , women , or even Bi-sexual ,should they ever be admitted to heaven they would be males with a beard .

    It`s evidently shown in Watchtower publications with illustrations of those in heaven always with men with beards.

  • RubaDub
    RubaDub

    If angels don't need to pee or poop, then they are likely just smooth like the Ken doll.

    Rub a Dub

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