Everyone knows that only Jehovah's Witness Anointed ones go to heaven and a transgender person would never be allowed to partake of the Bread and Wine.
Problem Solved.
by Nikorasu95 27 Replies latest jw friends
Everyone knows that only Jehovah's Witness Anointed ones go to heaven and a transgender person would never be allowed to partake of the Bread and Wine.
Problem Solved.
Thank you, Outlaw. I can rest easy now. (Especially the "65% less fat" thing. That means I'm gonna look better than everyone else up there.)
Transgenders go to heaven?
Or do they end up in he'll?
Now there's a mighty question
An answer would be swell
A question of great thought it is
And intellectual renown
Puts brains into a whirl it does
Furrows brows into stupid frowns
But no matter how yu crack your marbles
No conclusion can be reached
Don't bother listening to churches
And what The effing Jw's preached or teached
The question transcends gender
Ill harry the bone no more
Fuck it! Hey bartender !!
A Sea Breeze 'n after...another four or so!!!
Heaven is as real as the unicorn, tooth fairy etc.
im a real unicorn
i have this single horn
Wow, this forum has just reached a new low in critical thinking.
Nikorasu95 - the answer is obvious
Really? What is the obvious answer?
Every illustration I have ever seen in WT publications of those in heaven are men with beards .
Now isnt that ironic ?
What ever happened to the females who have/ or ever had a heavenly calling ?
Especially in western lands anybody with a beard is spiritually weak not worthy of a privelidge in a KH let alone a heavenly resurrection.
In answer to your question its obvious a person who is transgender ,lesbian ,homosexual , women , or even Bi-sexual ,should they ever be admitted to heaven they would be males with a beard .
It`s evidently shown in Watchtower publications with illustrations of those in heaven always with men with beards.
If angels don't need to pee or poop, then they are likely just smooth like the Ken doll.
Rub a Dub