In desperate need of love and attention....ahem. (EastEnders and Corrie)

by ScoobySnax 12 Replies latest jw friends

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  ScoobySnax

  This had better work Tink.......you see my life is awful, no-one to love, no-one to call my own. Constantly shopping for "meal for one" cartons in Tesco's. My only escape is EastEnders and Coronation Street. Den is back and Sharon looks like Miss Piggy even more. Poor old Todd meanwhile fancies the only bloke on telly with more foundation on than his sister. Whats a guy to do......where is the love? (Black eyed peas, 6 weeks at No.1) I might as well just buy some slippers and a house coat now.......yours sad-ingly (is that a word)

  Scoob
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  drwtsn32

  Scoob, I'd give you a hug but I don't want to make Syrup jealous.
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  ScoobySnax

  introduce me to Syrup, we might have alot in common, and it could be the start of a beautiful friendship.....it could be......
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  tinkerbell82

  because i want to make EVERYONE jealous.....
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  Xena

  I would probably feel for you scoob if I knew what the heck you were talking about.....

  as it is

  this is a blatant attempt to make jedi (hey I read the threads even if I don't respond)

  and I refuse to be a part of it

  I earned my title fair and square on boobie threads and I expect you to do the same!
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  ScoobySnax

  LOL Xena.....a little twisting never hurt anyone.....come on now...

  Tink, lol,
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  smack

  Den is back? Wasn't he banged up?

  I haven't seen that shite since last century.......

  Sharon looking like Miss Piggy? You mean she has aged outward?

  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  Steve
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  RAYZORBLADE

  Scoobz, when was the last time you had a partner/friendship?

  No joking here, just curious, if you care to share.
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  Xena

  All right Scoob...but only for you cause I luvs ya

  unlike Tink I give tongue
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  LittleToe

  And did you see that state of Sharon's skirt?

  Talk about mutton dressed as lamb - tsk, tsk!!!

  (((Scooby)))