British have breath as bad as a dogs?

by shotgun 20 Replies latest social humour

  • Special K
    Special K

    Okay.. I read the article.. it says..

    "UK don't realize they have to clean their tongue as well as their teeth, while Americans and parts of Europe clean their tongue regularly"

    also, that "Scots had the best breath". .. hmm

    Secretaries had the freshest breath

    and retail staff the worst.

    So.. If your kissing a Brit.. don't allow any tongue.

    If your kissing a Scot.. allow alot of tongue.

    Now I know why a lot of bosses flirt with their secretaries..

    and also why I don't want to kiss the guy working at Walmart.

    thanks shotgun.

    I feel very enlightened now.

    sincerely

    Special K

  • Happythoughts
    Happythoughts
    "Most people in the UK do not realise that cleaning your tongue is as important as cleaning your teeth.

    Dentist Brian Grieveson said: "Some mouths may be dirtier than cat litter.

    That is so disgusting! Is this true?

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Kidney Pie! LOL. Its Steak and Kidney pie!

    Worse thing for bad breath is fried breakfasts. The bacon, which is old cured meat, sticks in your teeth and pongs. Brush 3 times a day as an absolute minimum, drink lots of water and don't get constipated!

    Pinky Gums.

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Gumby I was wondering if your dog was free on Saturday night?

    And if I ever meet your wife you can bet your sweet patootie I'll mention the comparison you made between her breath and your dogs!

  • gumby
    gumby
    Gumby I was wondering if your dog was free on Saturday night?

    And if I ever meet your wife you can bet your sweet patootie I'll mention the comparison you made between her breath and your dogs!

    Shotgun

    Yes....my dog is free on weekends ya sick bastard. As for my wife.....after my comment here, .......I'm going to encourage her to stay a dub so she never meets you or reads this thread! Gumby

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Another tongue brusher, here (didn't the rest of the nation read the "Awake!", with it's magnificent article on this subject? - Hehehe).
    Also, I floss, therefore I am.

    SpecialK:

    If your kissing a Scot.. allow alot of tongue.

    Ah, more sagely advice!!!

    For anyone lacking belief in this report, I shall be more than willing to give demonstrations at the forthcoming Freedom Fest, in Florida
    (Flagrant attempt to steal kisses from all those apotobabes!!!)

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    Me first!!

  • Guest 77
    Guest 77

    Yeah, and think, animals don't brush their teeth! Brits bad breath, when, morning, noon or evening? What other smelly parts are we going to post next?

    Guest 77

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I hear that Canadians have smelly feet. Is it true???

    ~looks around, innocently~

  • RAYZORBLADE
    RAYZORBLADE

    Yes, Little Toe, I'm afraid it's true.

    But that's because we have allowed ourselves to be licked clean by our foot fetish partners from across the pond.

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