Serena Williams is slightly pregnant

by usualusername1 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • usualusername1
    usualusername1
    What will happen now?
  • floriferous
    floriferous
    Perhaps she will thank her god Jeeehovah,
  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    What will happen now?

    She'll probably play tennis for the next 8 months, win a Grand Slam or two, then drop her chavvy

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    http://notallowedto.com/serena-williams-confirmed-pregnant-with-drakes-child/

    I guess she'll have a baby.

    Is she officially a baptised JW though? I know they've made claims about her being a JW, but how 'proper' is she?

    If she is proper, then it depends on the biggest bully on the BOE as to what happens.

  • ZAPPA-ESQUE
    ZAPPA-ESQUE
    She will not be touched by the Borg as she has good money behind her.
  • WingCommander
    WingCommander
    Who gives as crap about that egomaniac? All I gotta say is, "Good luck with that sh*t, Drake!"
  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Who gives as crap about that egomaniac?

    Well, fair play to the guy who knocked her up - I'd give her one ...

  • clarity
    clarity

    She has MONEY, which in jw land is better than spirituality!

    So really not much will happen ....might have to say she is sorry and of course she will have to wipe that smile off her face!

    clarity

  • Simon
    Simon
    She will not be touched by the Borg as she has good money behind her.

    It's more than money (although that helps), it's FAME

    They won't touch her just as they didn't touch MJ or Prince. They don't want the negative publicity and will use a high profile JW to point to for their claims that they are not controlling.

  • mana11
    mana11

    Its ok cause drake is studying with bro prince and his 3rd eye friends.

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