1. Apostate websites. (Everyday)
2. Pound pud. (Most days)
3. Go downtown on my wife. (Once in a while)
4. Watch r rated movies. (Whenever I want)
5. Imbibe to an excess. (Less often than I use to)
I guess that's it. All in all I'm pretty boring.
If you are a current active JW, What rules do you deliberately break?
by Truthexplorer 33 Replies latest social humour
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Lee Elder
What a bunch of wankers! -
Diogenesister
Dunedin sir, "pissed up" means these gentlemen have partaken in far too many alcoholic beveridges
Brahms & Liszt
Hammered
Mullered
Blotto
Sqiffy
Plastered
Shit-faced (oh hng on that might be American)
Bladered
Langered
Sozzled
Legless
Tanked up
Sloshed
Wrecked
Hope that clears it up for you, I'm just off to get pished (Irish ,don't start me on THAT list!)
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Ignoranceisbliss
Dio
u missed "fubared"
stands 4 f$&@ed up beyond all recognition That's my fav
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Tempest in a Teacup
Oh yeah, and higher education. GUILTY! -
RubaDub
The One Towel Rule at Assemblies when no one is looking.
Rub a Dub
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deanxxx
oh yeah, I forgot to mention the freedom to masterbate without a single shread of guilt. A couple of elder wives made it into my 'wank bank'. Happy days ;-) -
SecretSlaveClass
For us Yanks, or at least me, can you fellas explain what "pissed up" means. I never heard that expression
It means to to get thoroughly drunk. -
Lee Elder
I was the "liberal elder" after all. I had a band, Pioneered, drank, went to college, made good money, rejected new light on 1914, rejected the blood policy, wrote a number of letters to the WTS, brazenly fought with "conservatives" and generally stood up for the average publisher. They were glad to see me go I'm sure :-) -
Lee Elder
Oh and I started www.ajwrb.org - while I was an elder. Pretty sure they still are pretty upset over that one :-)