The Only Way to Improve Your Life is by Studying with JWs!

by Funchback 26 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420
    Now go and eat a cheese danish and bring me a can of Coke

    Sorry fresh out of Coke, you'll have to have the Shasta cola

    Lisa

  • DIM
    DIM

    These articles always gave Michalina and I such a laugh. Most of my friends that were in it (and still are) were so half assed and probably drank / watched more violent / sex movies than normal people. As for me, well I left the JW's, i'm a family man, but also listen to gangsta rap, eminem, and i haven't killed anyone yet!

  • Soledad
    Soledad
    But the WTS would insist that you are really NOT happy, that you are misguided or blinded or, better yet, a lover of pleasure rather than a lover of the Watchtower Society God

    OR like my mother says "you are on the demons' side now, eating at their table"

  • Singing Man
    Singing Man

    The Witness's are a CULT if they are not a CULT, then my ass is a banjo.

  • Faraon
    Faraon
    But the WTS would insist that you are really NOT happy, that you are misguided or blinded or, better yet, a lover of pleasure rather than a lover of the Watchtower Society God.

    Does this mean that loving god brings no pleasure?

  • outnfree
    outnfree

    I'd give Shamus a "G" for "repetition for emphasis", but I'm only a woman, so I can't!

    Nice post, Funch!

    When all of my 'Friends' who were inactive or reproved would tell me they were happier AWAY from the organization, I just couldn't understand how that could be so! Yet, I believed that they believed what they were telling me... Finally, I tried it myself, and LIKED it (just like Mikey)!!! Ah, yes! Life is good on the outside!

    outnfree from WT bondage

  • CC Ryder
    CC Ryder

    Good post Funch! It remind's me also of the claim they make about the door-to-door ministry, that it is the only true "life-saving" work taking place today. Yet many organisations other than the WTS are actually saving peoples lives literally by physically helping at disaster sites, donating blood, donating time and money to help children, which would include people assiting others to clean up their lives i.e.: AA.

    Thanks for the post Funch! I enjoyed all the replies too.

    CC

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