OMG!!!!!!
lmfao.........they are too funny...would love to see George Fox do these at a stand up club.....
mortons68
You might be a jW if...
by Valis 16 Replies latest social humour
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joannadandy
if going to 7-11 is something to look forward to
OH man that's my favorite!! I used to pray to Jehober that I wouldn't get in that group that made a ten minute pee break at the gulp and go so we could maximize field service time... -
imallgrowedup
... if, during the 70's, you always had a year's worth of food stuffed in every nook and cranny...!
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heathen
If you like going to gatherings where they pass food and wine around and noone eats or drinks , you just might be a dub
If you plan your vacations from work around the assembly shcedule , you just might be a dub.
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Stefanie
The 7-11 one was my favorite!
Those were lol Funny!
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Lapuce
I liked the one about the door section at home depot, not that explains those funny urgues I had???
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Oxnard Hamster
I feel compelled to take a stab at this....
You might be a JW if...
- You see higher education as a bad thing.
- You think all Christians(as in what they call Christendom) are bad people.
- You send magazines via the mail to people who have lost loved ones.
- You get in an arguement with someone. He/she brings up a good point and you respond by either a) Saying "I'll do some more research. b) Just read this book and it'll explain everything. c) Go off on a tangent that has nothing to do with the person's question or point.
- Your idea of a fun and productive Saturday afternoon is driving all over town and handing out magazines.
- Your idea of a wild party is sitting around with friends and reading a magazine. (Seriously, JWs used to put down birthday parties because they boast about their alleged wild parties.)
- You haven't even read any Harry Potter books, but you assume it's full of instructions on how to become a successfuly warlock.