How To Thoroughly Clean The Toilet
1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and put both lids up.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self
agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.)
4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This
provides a "power-wash " and "rinse".)
5. Have someone open the door to the outside (Be sure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.)
6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.
7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself off. The
toilet will be sparkling clean!
Sincerely, The Dog
How To Clean A Toilet
by DakotaRed 19 Replies latest social humour
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DakotaRed
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Vivamus
LOL
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Blue Bubblegum Girl
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WildHorses
OMG I just tried this. Helen didn't like it at all and she almost drown.
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JH
I found a way to never clean my toilet.
I use the cats litter box instead.
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iiz2cool
This has the added benefit of cleaning the cat as well.
Walter
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NEWWORLDSLACKER
ROTFLMAO !
A living cat must be a clean one ......
NwS
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Xandria
I think there would be a cat with revenge on it's mind.. Hell hath no fury than a pissed off cat.
X.
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herk
My cat loved it so much, I can't get her away from the toilet anymore. Thanks for nuthin', Dakota!
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WildHorses
LOL herk, that is to cute.