Ive been known to choke a chicken
How can a dead chicken atone for your sins?
by Fisherman 22 Replies latest jw friends
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James Mixon
Speaking about chickens I was told by a very knowledgeable JW, "KFC serve mutant chicken breast, they serve meat from mutant eight legged chickens".
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steve2
How can a dead chicken atone for your sins?
With great difficulty.
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sparrowdown
One word springs to mind : salmonella!
Ok, two words : bizarre.
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NewYork44M
This thread is making me hungry. Do you have any good chicken recipes?
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sparky1
"Take my word for it chicken, this atonement-sacrifice business is a dead end gig. They only wind up 'eating your flesh and drinking your blood' once a year. The rest of the year, those Jehovah's Witnesses won't even admit that you exist!"
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steve2
I worship upon the altar of KFC.
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Finkelstein
Who could possibly eat a chicken full of sin?
Religion isn't suspend to be full of logical rational sense.
Why ? Because its was inherently born out of human ignorance
Its supposed to strike up emotions and perhaps make people react upon those emotions.
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TD
That's pretty far down on the list of things I would ask God.
(Assuming of course that he exists and that he would talk to the likes of me...)
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Fisherman
Another chicken vid.
In theory, if sins can be transferred to a chicken, shouldn't anyone eating such a chicken, in doing so, have the sins transferred to the person eating the chicken?
It is interesting that this is a ritual and not a sacrifice and animals that were used for korban back in the Temple cannot be used, only a "clean"animal that was not used in the a Temple for sacrifice. They say that a fish would do the trick but according to Judaism fishes don't have souls so... Thanksgiving, you are next.