by joannadandy 50 Replies latest jw friends
Joanna -
I love your town!! Holy schmoly!! I'm a hockey captain.
I would have a lovely 2 story house with a wrap-around porch. There would be nice, white rockin' chairs and wicker furniture so people would come to sit a spell and drink lemonade. Windchimes would play in the breeze. Fragrant blossoms would fill the air.
Life would be good
Lisa
I am the reclusive writer who lives at the top of the narrow, winding road in the old Victorian mansion. Late at night, during the full moon, you might be able to catch a glimpse of me as I pace the Widow's Walk.
You'll find me drunk and passed out in some alley.
Walter
I'd love to live there, me and my roomies would have so much fun each and every day, and Apostatevile would be high on the list of worldly, lol, people's jealousy. Everybody would wanne live there, but we are an exclusive group, lol.
When is the next Dallas Apostate fest? I wanne be there
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Blue Bubblegum Girl
Can I be the local massage therapist?
i want to live in a two story house with tink as my downstairs neighbor......... close enough where i could run downstairs if she needed me or vice versa....... yet far enough away so i can get my freak on without getting all embarassed.....
oh yes and of course drinks at my house on the weekends.........
lmao @ mel...lol, yep, you need to be the upstairs roomie because we've seen how poorly i can walk up stairs after i've had a couple (dude, i have a huge bruise on the whole top of my foot!!! wtf?? lol)
and we'll have a big-ass pool and jacuzzi and hammock in the back just like we've got in my backyard right now. everyone is invited and it is always bikini time
and i want our pool boy to be the mormon bartender!!! lmao!!!!!!
Yes! A hockey captain! bring on the groupies!
Pictured, l to r: Beans, Badger, arrowstar
<In the locker room before the game>
Joanna: What are you guys doing?
Beans: Hey coach!
Badger: We're puttin' on the foil!
arrowstar: Want some?
others:
Maybesbabies as the poet laurate
Mr. Moe as the local astrologer
Valis as the mad scientist
cruzanheart and BigTex as the social hosts
<little kid voice>...and I wanna live outsida town, and I wanna have some chickens, and I wanna have a garden, and I wanna have lotsa big trees.
I'm just a Rock Star. You'd all be listening to my #1 hit on the radio....
"Wasted and drunk again in Apostaville,
Searchin' through my porn video vault
Some people claim that someone puked in the back lane
But we know, it's joannadandy's fault"
Comf will be drumming in Nos's band and I'll be a lowly roadie.
