The Harlot riding on top of the scarlet beast can now properly be called...are you ready for this?....the Whore of '34!
Alternative 10.By 2034, the GB will have discovered that the Harlot atop the Beast is a mistranslation, and will replace it with "the Beast astride a Harley".
(Actually more appropriate for Conan's "in the year 2000" schtick)