by wifibandit 35 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
wifibandita few seconds ago
The 2017 Memorial will be held on Tuesday, April 11, 2017.
The 2018 Memorial will be held on Saturday, March 31, 2018.
The 2019 Memorial will be held on Friday, April 19, 2019.
And I thought the one last year was the last one before armageddon(tm)....he said smirking.
"As you meet with inactive ones, please convey the love and concern of [that] the Governing Body [has for the funds he is no longer contributing]"
There, fixed that for ya.
stuckinarut2
How arrogant! "Please convey the love of the GB?" How about the love of Jesus?
Awww...that's so cute. You think Jesus has something to do with this event. :-)
Regarding the dates not matching when modern Jews observe passover, The great Leolaia had a post back in the day.
"inactive ones"= submariners. They only surface once a year for the memorial talk...like a submarine. Maybe twice a year if they attend the "special" talk too.
Remember a couple of years ago the Memorial information said that it could be the last one?
I recall it was said in such a way as to evoke the nearness of the end. It "could be" the last one. I guess anything "could be" the last one, given that the only certainties in life are death and taxes.
please convey the love and concern of the Governing Body"
Loved and encouraged one day of the year. Shunned and spit on the other 364. And they wonder why the numbers are tanking? Duuuuuu!
LOL WTWIzard, I was daydreaming about doing that very same thing one day, but using the Accept song "Balls To The Wall" ! I was in charge of sound for a couple weeks before I got removed for doing a crappy job. Got caught dozing off and oogling a young woman's shapely rear end and thighs sitting in a chair just ahead of me, a sight to behold ! Was waiting for her to be dipped so as to make my moves, never happened she wised up and left before I did. Anyhow song cue came up and I was nowhere near ready, quick burst of panic and adrenalin haha ! Would be fun to hear on someone actually having the nerve to pull off a CD switch like that !
The WT has nothing to do with Jesus except perhaps when they need money.
