Here's a shovel Shamus...so you can dig your hole a little more quickly... LMAO
Will someone please tell me where I can pick up my Light Saber?
by SanFranciscoJim 34 Replies latest jw friends
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shamus
Fine. I deleted it... everyone happy? Sorry if there are closed minded ppl on this board, SF Jim. I am not anti-gay at all... this guy is just too funny.
Look, I'm jumping for joy, Really!
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drwtsn32
LOL Shamus...just messin' with ya bud
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SanFranciscoJim
Fine. I deleted it... everyone happy? Sorry if there are closed minded ppl on this board, SF Jim.
Noooooo!!!!! Nooooooo!!!!! Bring the tutu back!!!
I wasn't insulted by it - I thought it was hilarious!!!
(PS) Wanna see a real picture of me in drag, taken several Halloweens ago?
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barry
Gday jim and congratulations on youre jediship. I have a long way to go but maybe ill get a newer model light saber. Barry
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DanTheMan
Good job Jim!
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Tatiana
CONGRATS SFJ...............
Now sit back, play with your sword, hehe(Lord knows, you've given me plenty!!!)
You Know Youre A Redneck Jedi When
(You mean you answered YES to some of these, sfj? For shame!!!)
Love...April
You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."
You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. YES
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. YES
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookiees are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. YES
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. NO???? hehe
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. YES
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot." -
morty
LMAO@ Latiana............OMG...that was to funny........
congrats sanfranjim.....
I do so love your posts so much.....
morty
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shamus
SF Jim,
WHEW! I can't tell you how many times things have been started by "me" when I truly didn't mean to... again, that had ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING to do with anyone's sexual orientation! I just thought that it would be funny to have a majic wand instead of a lightsaber.... well, it just happened that the guy was in a tutu, and, well,
I blame drwtsm... he is ALWAYS AROUND when something like this happens! We have some kind of negative ion bond?? I dunno.... it causes me not to think.
I have to look up the piccies again... I will post it again...
Thanks for not jumping to conclusions. It has happened so many times here it's not even funny.
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arrowstar
Congratulations!!
This is wonderful news. Welcome to the ranks of Jedi, young one!
Lisa