A long time JW wife left her husband, an elder, recently. When Mrs Sheep told me, I asked what happened. The black clouds of Mordor rolled over the hills of the Shire behind our house and I rapidly withdrew to my cave.
Later, I suggested, in wide eyed innocence, that she should give her a ring as she probably needs all the friends she can get at this time. The black clouds of Mordor rolled over the hills and I withdrew to my cave to make another brew.
Mrs Sheep would have met the lady's ex at a recent assembly, so I asked how he was getting on. "Not very happy, I have rung her." "How is she?" "Better than she has been in years" The black clouds of Mordor rolled over the hills and I withdrew to my cave to throw another frog into the brew.
TXT this morning from one of my kids, "Did you know that #### has left ### and dissed herself?"
The clouds rolled back, I grabbed the boat and went fishing.
Bad sunburn, good beer, nice fish.