Has Minimus grabbed all the best questions here...........?

by ScoobySnax 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    You know just when I a get question in my mind, that damn red disc is there already........

    So I thought of one he couldn't possibly think of asking in a 1000 years, ie. the one above.

    Just what he does with all the answers is more of a worry........ Many here thought the Written Review was hell, ...........and then came Minimus.

    Who can come up with a more original question that Mini would never think to ask in all them long lonely hours or computer-dom?

    Scoob

    ps...I think you're great Minimus of course

  • minimus
    minimus

    Scoob, on the "other site", someone has used my avatar and goes by the name of "Minimouse'' and asks some of the most mundane questions in honor of me.....I have thousands more to ask.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    oh lordy lordy. Hell on another site. And yet more to come here.....

    LOL Mini-Mush.

  • Beans
    Beans

    That damn red disc, it's insane!

    I am going to have Minimus do a Kegdom Ministry School so the Overbeers can have a break! I would be the best one ever too, just think of the beer titles min would come up with. Min must have all the time in the world, must have been a special pioneer! Here are a few of my Minimus possible beer threads!

    Would you like it if the elders had a beer with you?

    1 of 3 British think Bush is a beer! Are they right?

    Have you had any beer since you left the truth?

    Just chug it!

    What's The Worst Beer You've Ever Had To Deal With In Your Life?

    Where you affraid of non alcholic beer?

    An elder visited me today at work, and brought me a beer!

    Since You've Stopped Going To Meetings, what beer do you drink now?

    Give yourself a beer!

    I could go on and on!

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    LOL Beans........God bless Canada.

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    on the "other site", someone has used my avatar and goes by the name of "Minimouse'' and asks some of the most mundane questions in honor of me.

    G'day Mini old son,

    Is it true that someone has "stolen" your identity? Are you saying you are NOT Minimouse?

    Fans of questions are dying to know!

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • minimus
    minimus

    It tis not I on the "other site". Minimouse asks lousier questions than me!

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex
    I have thousands more to ask

    And when you turn in your report to the Service Desk, give Ted a squeeze for me.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    ,...............and before you get to the Service desk, and indeed TJ. Can you clear up this miscoception, Is Minimouse really your significant other....?

    Secondly...... "An elder visited me today, and got me a beer"........ Your response, and prepared reply, in anticipation for your next TMS talk awaited......

  • minimus
    minimus

    I know no one other than Minimus.....The elder came over, brought me a beer but drank it all himself before I ever knew he had any alcohol. Then the elder vomited all over his Elder's Bag. And then he asked me if I ever heard of an apostate named Snooby Sax. I used theocratic strategy to not reveal what he wanted to know and never said the correct pronunciation. Once the elder left, I sent in my report to Brooklyn.

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