by DanTheMan 31 Replies latest social physical
Less than 2 days until THE GAME - The best rivaly in all of sports.
GO BUCKEYES!!!!!! BEAT MICHIGAN!!!!!!!
Drive Drive On Down The Field
Men of the Scarlet and Gray.
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today. (O-HI-O)
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go;
Our honor defend,
We will fight to the end,
For O-hi-o!
Okay Dan. I'll take pity on you and answer. The Wolverines are going to beat y'all down and you know it!
Buckeyes Wolverines
~Aztec
You love the Buckeyes Azzy. ADMIT IT!!!!! LOL
Dan, I was worried with the title of your thread. I was thinking, that you, my friend, should be thinking about pretty wiminz and you were thinking about the end of the world. I am so glad I was wrong, and YES OSU is going to kick Michigan butt.
M Go Blue! I'm gonna kick all a your asses....LOL
~Aztec
P.S. I bleed Blue!
larc,
I try not to worry so much about the end of the world these days. We're all gonna die sometime!
Azzy,
Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.
Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.
Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."
Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Dan honey, those jokes are lame.
The 10 greatest rivalries
ESPN.com
1. Michigan vs. Ohio State
When Ohio Stadium opened in 1922, Michigan spoiled the party with a 22-0 victory. The rivalry was heated in the early days as both have been long-time college football powers. But it got even hotter in 1969, when Bo Schembechler took over as Michigan's coach and upset Woody Hayes' No. 1-ranked, undefeated Buckeyes. Four times in the next six years, both teams were ranked in the top five when they met. In 1970 and 1973, both were undefeated (they tied 10-10 in '73). From 1970 through 1975, Michigan entered without a loss every year. The Wolverines won just once. Ohio State was 9-0-1 in 1993, 11-0 in 1995 and 10-0 in 1996. The Buckeyes lost each time. That is rivalry.
This year is also their 100th meeting.
#4 Ohio State at #5 MichiganSaturday, Nov. 22 ? 12:10 p.m. EST
Michigan Stadium ? Ann Arbor, Mich.
Go Blue!
~Aztec
Ohio State was 9-0-1 in 1993, 11-0 in 1995 and 10-0 in 1996. The Buckeyes lost each time.
The John Cooper era was painful indeed. The Buckeyes would be blowing teams away all year, and then they'd lay an egg at the Michigan game, it never failed. I think Coop was afraid of Michigan & Lloyd Carr.
Jim Tressel is not afraid of Michigan.
BTW, I thought those jokes were hilarious.
I thought those jokes were hilarious
Dude, that's cause you're crazy ...oh wait you live in Ohio...sorry!
~Az
I just changed the thread title to see if I can grab a few more replies.
BRING IT ON U of M fans!!!
