This is Ima Whore, I mean Pussy Galore, I mean Alotta Vagina, I mean Gilbeath Whoralot's SECOND post. She has been on the site for less than a month. She has learned enough in this short period of time to create the perfect OP that would hook us.
But he/she (I'm betting it's a he) thinks they are much smarter than everyone on this site, and they had to place rather obvious clues so that they could laugh at us when we missed them and drone on and on and on for 200 posts in response to her comedy routine. We didn't miss them. At least I didn't and probably Slimboyfat.
We are being spoofed. And if we aren't, Ms. Whore-a-lot has one chance to fix this. So far it seems that silence IS golden.