Pick-up lines

by SpunkyChick 21 years ago 28 Replies latest 21 years ago social humour

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  got my forty homey? 21 years ago

  My favorite is "Is your husband married?"

  Id like to take you to a unspeakable place and do unspeakable things to you!

  Picked up many a crack whore with those!

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  lisavegas420 21 years ago

  I had a guy tell me "I'd sure like to get in your pants"

  I told him I already had one a**hole in there and didn't need another one.

  Lisa

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  chezza 21 years ago

  Heres one that was told to my sister:

  Is that a mirror in your pants coz i can see myself in them.

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  Jim_TX 21 years ago

  <--- doesn't have many pick-up lines...

  *writing furiously* (These are good!) *grin*

  Jim TX

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  iiz2cool 21 years ago

  An old friend of mine used to simply stand on a busy intersection downtown and ask women, "hey babe, lookin' for a little action?" His reasoning was that sooner or later, someone has to say "Yes". Funny thing is, he got laid more than anyone else I knew.

  He also got slapped more than anyone else I knew.

  Walter

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  Maverick 21 years ago

  Let's play the bear skin rug game. You lay on the floor bare and growl, and I'll feed you meat! Maverick

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  ESTEE 21 years ago

  
  
  Toooooo funnnnnneeeeeee!!!!

  ESTEE

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  Nosferatu 21 years ago

  "I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag"

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  apple829 21 years ago

  "Girl, your daddy must be a carpenter 'cause you a BRICK HOUSE!

  Girl says, "You look just like my first husband."

  Guy says, "How many times you been married?"

  Girl says, "None."

  Sherryl *ashamed to admit I used that second one*

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