My favorite is "Is your husband married?"
Id like to take you to a unspeakable place and do unspeakable things to you!
Picked up many a crack whore with those!
Pick-up lines
by SpunkyChick 28 Replies latest social humour
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lisavegas420
I had a guy tell me "I'd sure like to get in your pants"
I told him I already had one a**hole in there and didn't need another one.
Lisa
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chezza
Heres one that was told to my sister:
Is that a mirror in your pants coz i can see myself in them.
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Jim_TX
<--- doesn't have many pick-up lines...
*writing furiously* (These are good!) *grin*
Jim TX
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iiz2cool
An old friend of mine used to simply stand on a busy intersection downtown and ask women, "hey babe, lookin' for a little action?" His reasoning was that sooner or later, someone has to say "Yes". Funny thing is, he got laid more than anyone else I knew.
He also got slapped more than anyone else I knew.
Walter
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Maverick
Let's play the bear skin rug game. You lay on the floor bare and growl, and I'll feed you meat! Maverick
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ESTEE
Toooooo funnnnnneeeeeee!!!!ESTEE
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Nosferatu
"I'd like to wrap your legs around my neck and wear you like a feedbag"
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apple829
"Girl, your daddy must be a carpenter 'cause you a BRICK HOUSE!
Girl says, "You look just like my first husband."
Guy says, "How many times you been married?"
Girl says, "None."
Sherryl *ashamed to admit I used that second one*
