You know, I was thinking to myself the other day. "Self: why did you leave the JWs the way you did? Look! There are all sorts of marginalized young vixens who are hot and horny -- you should have stayed in, hung out along the periphery and engaged in all manner of licentiousness. Other young dubs do it all the time, why not you?!"
Damn! Woulda, shoulda, coulda, right? Well, I can't exactly go back and do what I should have done in the first place. It would be too hard, just too complicated. So, I have a better idea.
Become a Mormon!
That's right, the 'ol Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (what a mouthful!). I could fit in real good. I already know what it's like to be in a cult and could fake it pretty well. And, remember : the point is to find out the young sex-crazed, lovin-depraved hot Mormon chicks! Come on, I KNOW they're out there! Instant social network filled with hotties with raging hormones. Fundamentalism breeds horniness, you know. What a plan! This is beautiful!
And if I eventually get kicked out: big deal! I was just out to score, not gain salvation! Hahahaha....
Bradley