They can take their "new light" from their new squiggly thing and shove it. Why would I want "salvation" in this form? I understand the jokehovian witless religion is a religion of damnation, not just for the adherents but for the whole planet. I only need the light of the Sun to see this, not some stupid squiggly thing.
And yes, I did the horrible thing of getting baptized. As for Satan stopping people from doing this, where was He when I was on my way into the cancer? And where was Astaroth? Had they been working on me during the 6 months before my initial call through the time I got baptized instead of blowing me off, I never would have gone into this cancer in the first place. And the saying "Satan is working hard to get you disfellowshipped"--another no show? Without being accepted by Satan and Astaroth, salvation is totally pointless--and going back in is a form of slow but certain suicide for your soul.
But, at least use astrology to minimize collateral damage. Putting in 6 hours a month, or something that reduces to 6, will tie in with the energy of Saturn. Could you somehow make that back up into the washtowel, creating extra problems for them? Field circus while Mercury is retrograde or the moon is void of course is likely to be fruitless. You still waste your time, but at least you do not get anyone else damned. Donating anything? If you are going to, at least do so on a Saturday so the energy of Saturn is involved to create extra problems for the washtowel. Never donate on Sunday (the energy of the Sun is wasted on this cult) or Thursday (do you want Jupiter to expand the cult?).