The guv’nin b’s should introduce the ‘superior method’ of disciple makin’...
The candidate is strapped into a chair, their head affixed in the forward direction, their eyelids clothes pinned open, and a massive monitor the only thing in view. Then they can be subjected to as many hours of JW browncrust as is necessary to break their will.
The chair they are strapped into is inside a tank, and the water level can be then raised until they are ‘immersed’ for the spiritually specified time.
SUCCESS! A new disciple.