by RubaDub 21 Replies latest jw friends
Just an odd thought I guess. I saw a large snake in the back of my house the other day and it went on its merry way.
I just asked myself, what if the snake turned around and wanted to have a philosophical discussion on life, the universe or the origin of creation and then began to ask me questions? I thought, what would be the qualifications of the snake to even begin this discussion?
Would I get a shovel and kill it or pull up a chair for an afternoon chat?
I really don't know.
Unlike Eve, I would have died of immediate cardiac arrest.
The guy who wrote this funny snake talking story, would not have imagined that billions in the future would take it seriously and beleive it .
He would laugh his head off, if he was alive today
The fucking way I react to all snakes kill the fucker
The "snake" in the Garden of Eden story may have been Adam's first wife, Lilith. There are several older paintings of the snake having a woman's head.
Take it to the next zoom jw meeting and watch their faces when it answers up 😂
One of the best lines I ever heard was from this board. It went something like this.
When some JW is trying to make some point using the WT's phrasing and says:
"It's logical to assume..."
Answer: "Some think a talking snake is logical."
I love using this.
I would beat it with a stick.
trust it and do what ever it says. Last time that happened, I heard it was the best thing for humanity!
I would know something unusual is up, and get some body to record the interview, best live. given the laws of nature, snakes are sneaky, can not talk.
There are so many things even our best specialists do not understand, it might be the time to get some answers.
If the message would be you, and millions will not die, a sales pitch, should I go and see a shrink?
I just thought of something else, "How would I react if a snake started talking to me?" My thoughts would be, "Who spiked my drink?" lol
