This is the most weird story. If you read half way down you will see the protagonists are jdubs.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/alberta-family-kidnapping-naked-nisku-1.4398942
by wannaexit 17 Replies latest jw friends
This is the most weird story. If you read half way down you will see the protagonists are jdubs.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/alberta-family-kidnapping-naked-nisku-1.4398942
Up here, we just call it "Saturday".
Yeah, kind of bizarre. The fact that they are JWs is a real plot twist / kicker !
Truly a "fine witness" was given to the community by these witnesses!
I wonder how the local elder body will handle THIS case??
I mean, there WERE two witnesses to it occurring!
Maybe attendance was so low at their Kingdom Hall they decided to kidnap a few people and take them to their Hall for a meeting.
Fear Obligation , Guilt
Maybe attendance was so low at their Kingdom Hall they decided to kidnap a few people and take them to their Hall for a meeting.
A new level of "flirty-fishing."
I find it hard to believe they got into a BMW - what JW can afford that? 😉
Well that would make for an interesting JC.
Maybe they were just overjoyed with with Holy Spirit or failing that with some Alcoholic Spirits.
My experience tells me that Alcoholic Spirits work far better than Holy Spirit does.
At least AS gets results,maybe not always what you want LOL
the naked truth.
BMW in Alberta? used, oil money.
Obviously, they're not REAL Jehovah's witnesses(tm)....whether they're true Scotsmen(women), is another question.................................see what I did there?