Naked Jehovah's Witnesses (bizarre story)

by wannaexit 17 Replies latest jw friends

  • wannaexit
    wannaexit

    This is the most weird story. If you read half way down you will see the protagonists are jdubs.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/alberta-family-kidnapping-naked-nisku-1.4398942

  • Simon
    Simon

    Up here, we just call it "Saturday".

    Yeah, kind of bizarre. The fact that they are JWs is a real plot twist / kicker !

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Truly a "fine witness" was given to the community by these witnesses!

    I wonder how the local elder body will handle THIS case??

    I mean, there WERE two witnesses to it occurring!

  • Finkelstein
    Finkelstein

    Maybe attendance was so low at their Kingdom Hall they decided to kidnap a few people and take them to their Hall for a meeting.

    Fear Obligation , Guilt

  • berrygerry
    berrygerry

    Maybe attendance was so low at their Kingdom Hall they decided to kidnap a few people and take them to their Hall for a meeting.

    A new level of "flirty-fishing."

  • steve2
    steve2

    I find it hard to believe they got into a BMW - what JW can afford that? 😉

  • joe134cd
    joe134cd

    Well that would make for an interesting JC.

  • smiddy3
    smiddy3

    Maybe they were just overjoyed with with Holy Spirit or failing that with some Alcoholic Spirits.

    My experience tells me that Alcoholic Spirits work far better than Holy Spirit does.

    At least AS gets results,maybe not always what you want LOL

  • waton
    waton

    the naked truth.

    BMW in Alberta? used, oil money.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Obviously, they're not REAL Jehovah's witnesses(tm)....whether they're true Scotsmen(women), is another question.................................see what I did there?

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