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<b>Joanie the Jehovah Witness Stripper
Paul Thorn</b>

She drives a new car
wears expensive blouses
she tells her momma she's cleaning houses

She goes out witnessing
doing the lords work all week
but on the weekend
she's making ends meet

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

One night down at the club
her daddy walked in
he didn't recognizee his daughter dancing
she wore a blonde wig he had sunglasses
when she got naked he started clapping

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

If you ask her why she does it
she looks at it this way
she says I'm counting my blessings
every night when I get paid
she once lived in poverty and now everything's all right
the lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars a night

Joanie the Jehovah witness stripper
put a dollar in her g string and she'll deliver
if her daddy only knew he'd probly kill her
Joanie the Jehovah's witness stripper

Eyebrow2

too funny, hahah

I have to send this to my siblings hahaha

thank you!

NukePoet

Eman said: I was just eating a Magnum ice cream and I laughed so hard that I dropped it down in my lap.

Seems like Eman could have found a new and exciting way to use one of these: alt

Burrr is it chilly in here?

SixofNine

Here's a link to another great Paul Thorn song, the man has a wry sense of humor.

http://nomenclature3.tripod.com/Aint_love_strange.wma

Stacy Smith

I first heard that song a couple of years ago. I burned myself a copy and played it all the time. Not every witness I knew found it amusing but they had to listen to it.

Oxnard Hamster

Thanks for posting the lyrics. I didn't really feel like downloading the MP3 on my slow, 56K connection.

That is pretty funny and ironic.

blondie

Now this is a Kingdom Song people would look forward to singing.

blondie

bttt

a different song for the season

morty

OMG Blondie......lmao..

That was soooo funny.....

The whole family heard it and died laughing at it as well Purple Smiles

Morty

hillary_step

Strangely enough I know of a JW in recent times who did indeed become a stripper while still a JW. It was quite strange as she would be coming to all the meetings except the Thursday evening one. It became apparent after a while that she was working in a downtown club as an 'exotic dancer' while her husband took care of the Literature counter at the KH. She was eventually DF'd.

In a typical WTS hypocritical inconsitency, she was turned in by a young JW buck who furtively slipped into the club one night 'for a quick drink' and spotted her grinning apishly and writhing around a brass pole stark naked. It seems he did not mind looking at naked 'wordly' women, but looking at a JW who had just given a student talk at the KH was too much for his dissonant state to bear.

HS

Joanie the Jehovah's Witness Stripper

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