by Simon 46 Replies latest social humour
Simon...you forgot one....
11. Wait on Jehovah.
LOL Frannie --
I would do some research using CDROM etc paste into aword document and when back on-line have a few posts reay so I could actually post more topics/questions than minimus and really piss him off
I would do some research using CDROM etc paste into aword document and when back on-line have a few posts reay so I could actually post more topics/questions than minimus and really piss him off
LOL, Stilla! Yup...that'd do it alright!
Frannie B
Info war. Ultimate control....Control the INFO and you control the masses. not good.
*LOL* I doubt the Washington Post is the ultimate in mind control...*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
"meat in due season" lol
I have an early warning system - called "Faculty". If a Faculty member were trying to reach JWD the conversation would go like this.
www.jehovahs-witness.com is typed into url bar, .05 nano seconds later: Phone Rings.
"IT Dept, may I help you?"
"Hi this is Prof. So and So, Is Netscape down?"
"Um if you mean is the internet down I'll check - nope seems okay"
"I can't reach the server"
"The server - um which server?"
"Netscape"
"Do you mean www.netscape.com?"
"No I'm trying to get to JWD"
"Can you get to other web sites?"
"I'll check - yes"
"It would seem that that website might be having problems"
"When will it be fixed?"
"I don't know, we don't actually control that website"
"Should I call Netscape?"
[pause]
"Yes, yes you should."
"Thanks"
"You're welcome"
[pops handful of glass into mouth and chews]
BTTT,
No, MsMcDucket, it was not something we did! I really feel educated after reading this thread. Information is everything. A little less inclined to stare at a blank screen for who knows how long. Only a little less. And panic? Nonsense! We "incredibly strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed-up zombies" do not panic. We have nothing to lose by waiting... and waiting... and....
CoCo
4. Install A GameIn emergency situations, installing a single-player computer game can occupy your down-time. While it won't replace the adrenaline rush of intense networked multiplayer action provided by the Internet, a quick game of Sim City or Flight Simulator may distract you long enough for your connection to return.Age of Myth works well so does any real time strategy; or if your angry, and want to take out it out on some get a shooter like call of duty; or battlefield 2
Me? Go outside and take a walk...... sounds good.
I'm always ready in case the internet goes down. I have a flare gun at the ready, and if I lose the internet, I just step outside and fire a flare into the air.
In a matter of minutes the cable guy will be driving down my street.
Hubert
Oh what a nasty thing to do resurrect my favorite poster BRUMMIE!!!! Only in name only BOO HOO
Simon when the net goes down. I am "GOING HOME" to that place you dont believe exists
