Rehabilitating the Debil

by Satanus 10 Replies latest social humour

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  Satanus

  Let's say yhwh really wanted to save the debil and his demons, how could it be accomplished. Here is one method. Tell me if you think it would work.

  Force them to incarnate, the same way that jesus/archangel was. Do you think that they would be too bad for the rest of humanity to endure? Simple solution, incranate them into bodies or beings on another planet, say mars.

  Mars might be livable w the right bodies, the right metabolism, etc. So, after many lifetimes of rough living and dying, the debil, and the demons would be softened up, accepting the idea that they need yhwh's loving warmth. No? Maybe yhwh is too lazy to go to all this effort to save some of his children, and so would rather just extinguish them.

  SS
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  Quotes

  Maybe Jahoobie knows (due to omnipotence) that even that will not be enough, their hearts will remain hard.
  
  Hmmm.... Then again, his omnipotence didn't stop him from making them the first time, now did it.
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  Satanus

  The wt claim is that there is a huge theatrical spectacle, wherein yhwh and the rightness of his ways have been called into question. In order to prove this to all onlookers, yhwh postponed the deaths of adam, eve and the devil. If he is willing to stretch his own word about the time of death for adam just so he can prove that he is right, why would he not be willing to go a little farther in order to prove to all onlookers also that the devil is incorigible? It doesn't seem consistent that he would go so far out of his way to justify himself on one point, yet expect all onlookers to accept his snap judgement on an even higher, more valuable life form. Adam was 98% monkey, satan was 100% spirit, beautiful beyond comparison, as some enterpret certain verses in the bibal.
  

  Or, maybe yhwh doesn't care about anything or anyone, except for his own reputation.

  SS
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  imallgrowedup

  Saint Satan -

  This guy says that's already happened, only the other way around.

  http://www.mt.net/~watcher/stones.html

  growedup
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  Xena

  Is there a reason this is in the jokes & humor area? I clicked on here expecting a joke

  Some people think bad men are fallen angels who are wreaking their havoc here among us even as we speak....I kinda doubt it myself...although I do wonder at times about my ex...

  I don't remember God extending Adam & Eve's lifespan...he cut it short by eternity as I recall...he said they would die within a year if they ate of the fruit and according to the dubs they died within a "god" year.

  But I have always thought it was a crock that it took this long and there had to be this much suffering just to prove a freakin point.
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  Valis

  and so would rather just extinguish them.

  um yeah rather than make another son and have to travel all the way to Mars to see him raised by demons only to be sacrificed for their sins? Really SS you are a dumbass once a millenia or two...

  Sincerely,

  District Overbeer
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  Satanus

  Hi xena

  It's in the jokes section because, since i go more by what's active, i forgot about the category. Sorry.

  A buddy came over and we sampled some spirits, so further responces by me are posponed until tomorrow. Have a good night

  SS
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  Xena

  i forgot about the category. Sorry.

  You don't need to apologize, I was just curious...lol wondering if perhaps I missed the joke....it happens sometimes

  we sampled some spirits, so further responces by me are posponed until tomorrow.

  Shame that's when you tend so see some of the most uuummm interesting posts
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  Faraon

  I gave it so much thought I began to get a headache, so finally I said to myself:

  Tah Hell With It

  (I didn't answer myself because I wind up losing the argument when I talk to myself and answer myself)
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  zen nudist

  Exactly what point is God trying to prove?

  lets see-- that his ways are best? how has he shown that? after all he could not put together Israel as a show peice that demonstrated that people living under his ways were better than anyone else.

  that NO human government could succeed? well considering that if the bible is right and all are born slaves to sin, we have no real ability to show that we can do it without god in a fair fight...its like saying that perfect humans will be judged soley by means of how the retarded do on these tests.

  That one man [supposedly Jesus] could make it through and keep his integrety? if that was the real point and test, why did not Job qualify as savior of the world? after all he proved God right and Satan wrong, no?

  and if God has eternity why make humans die so quickly and have their eternity rest upon this one shot deal which for some is less than a year? seems kind of unfair.... oh, but they will be brought back in the new world and given their shot there, which again is unfair since so many who will die at armeggedon will be cheated out of a shot in a perfect world just by bad timing?